Assistant Pick up lines

The best Assistant pick up lines

Hey girl, are you the sales assistant supervising the self-checkout at Asda when I'm trying to purchase alcohol at eight o'clock in the morning?

Because I desperately need your approval.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/slightly-simian
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 20
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Are you an 30 Inch Smart Slide-in Gas Range with 6 Sealed, Burners, Griddle, Double Ovens, Convection, Delay Bake, Self-Cleaning Mode, ADA Compliant, Electronic Ignition, Star K Certified, Convection Mode, Connects With Amazon Alexa, Connects with Google Assistant in Stainless Steel?

Because youโ€™re really hot and smart
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/totally-not-bread
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 06
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