Works 100% of the time on a girl with a big butt (1/1 is 100% mkay)
I wanted to take you to the movies but...
Her: but what?
They don’t let you bring a dump truck into a movie theater
Optional: add so how about we get dinner instead?
Do you think it would hurt to fall from a vending machine?
Option 1: I knew you would know cause damn girl you a snack
Option 2: Sorry I thought you would know cause damn girl you a snack
(Yes it is dumb, yes it has worked, yes I am sad.)