Atom Pick up lines

The best Atom pick up lines

Are you strategically arranged carbon atoms?

Because you shine like a diamond
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/typo-the-dog
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01
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Hey are you an atom with a net charge

Because I have an ion you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Zeebidy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 30
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Are you an atom absorbing energy?

Because I’m an electron in my excited state.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RhynoBytes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23
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Are you strategically arranged carbon atoms?

Because you shine like a diamond.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/XenoX_Sriv
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 03
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Are you a carbon atom?

Because I sure as heck would form a bond with you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/memin_being33
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 06
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Hey girl are you a nonmetal with an atomic mass of 20.1797 with the symbol of Ne?

Cause you’re an absolute 10
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yeeticusboiii
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10
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Atomic number 35, but put the word β€œbe” between the two words

β€œbrobemine” ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yumekostan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01
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Hey girl are you an atomic bomb?

Cuz with one blow, you can kill at least 200,000 people (People refers to sperm)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MtxJosh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25
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Is your atomic number 50?

Because you look like a tin
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cosanostra97
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 28
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Are you a vibrating atom?

Cause you're hot
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NoobidyNOOB
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 06
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Girl, are you the first two atomic bombs?

Because you turned my Little Boy into a Fatman
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/reallyspicy422
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20
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You're the nucleus to my atom

With out you I'm relatively nothing
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ruthless_Magix
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09
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Are you a carbon atom?

Because I want to bond with you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/munkeynuggets
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 01
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Hey baby, are you a Uranium atom?

'Cause I've got my Ion U
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yoguy2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17
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Is your father a nuclear scientist?

Cause you're a whole atomic bomb
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AndreilLimbo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30
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