Figure Pick up lines

The best Figure pick up lines

Hey girl am I the government? because I would like to have lots of "net taxes".

U have my respect if u figure it out. Good luck
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FartonUrCaKe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27
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are you a decent father figure

because you're unreal
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_itzmonty_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30
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can't figure out the meaning

what the hell does " the letter X scares me cuz I never wanna be yours" mean?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/deathslegacydood
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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Me: β€œcan I buy you a rink?”

Girl: β€œyou mean a drink?” Me: β€œI figured I’d give you the D later”
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/le_meme_memes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03
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Try it and see. Its a new twist on an oldie

So this one might take a little bit of digging to get some information on the person of interest. Find out if they went to college if they did find out what they studied if they studied a math class or science class you could say that you're being awarded the highest award in that category and when she asks what you're getting the award for you say you figured out how to combine you and I. Cheesy yes. But i feel like its a drunk girl at last call pantie dropper!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/9inchSteve1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 30
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Wood you? Im stumped!

Her: I broke my leg and need help. Can you help me do my house work and get some groceries? I will make it worth your while and go down on you! Id say have sex but im not sure how to do th at with a broken leg, maybe ou could help figure it out, any idea? Me: oh yeah one time i had sex with a girl with a wooden leg! Ok honestly it was only wooden from the knee up to the waist, but the rest of it was real! Her: The rest of her leg was real? Me: No the rest of her body was real! How wood the rest of her leg be real? Her: wait, How?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/guilty1469
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28
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Hey baby, you like motorcycles

No, huh figures, probably why you are in a wheelchair
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mrloneley69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 10
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You know, I can't figure out which taste I wanna know more about,

your music, or your lips.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/benlikesdamusic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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If you were Pokemon, what type would you be?

\*after hearing his/her answer\* Really? I kinda figured you'd be my type.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LionwardKnight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04
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So here's something that i thought of and hi, i'm new here! πŸ‘‹πŸ»

So, there was a thought about a few days ago which i figured could possibly work as a pick-up line if changed a bit, as for that thought/possible pick-up line if changed a bit, here it is: "Regular" version: "Isn't mascara, ear-rings lipstick and the like kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary? "Pick-up line" version: "Don't you think that mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like is kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary? "As for why i think so it's because it just messes with your skin and i don't think there's any reason as to why you should mess with perfection so i can't understand why you have **insert whichever one/ones of mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like that the person has on here** on.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LegoFanNumber1
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 18
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CANCER SURVIVOR IN NEED OF ASSISTANCE WITH PICKUP LINES !!! 3 year battle and i beat it now i need help with the women in college everyone please help me out I’m tryna get back into it and have fun haha

Hey everyone I’m in college and after 3 hard years of battling cancer I’m going back to school but i want to also use my awful disease (lymphoma) as a blessing for me when having fun. So can you guys help me figure out some boss ass pickup lines to get the girls haha
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/D27182627
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08
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How to Accelerate your results in Game?

What are the 4 shifts you must go through? (Part 1/ 2) One of the core issues man have is: What are you thinking about when you are gaming? A lot of guys are WASTING a lot of their MENTAL RAM in what is the next step. What should I say next? What is she thinking about me? Does she like me? How can I sexualize more? One of the key things to do is to get free of all those worries. You should already assume that she likes you. This will free up some space and allow you to relax more in the interaction. The only thing that you should be concerned about is her logistics and if they are people around like friends who might cock block you. The main thought should be around what are the possibilities. What are the odds of getting her home? You should allow yourself to be in the moment and not be in state of doing something or trying to do something. This will allow you to be present and actually listen to the girl That's why many of your interactions end up not going anywhere... Get rid of that mental RAM usage! Only use the mental RAM for logistics, understand the current situation and move things forward. The rest is assumed! You should get to a point where you have a paradigm shift. You might get results with routines and stuff like that... However, You will figure out that the goal is not only the result You should be able to ENJOY THE ALL PROCESS and not seeing it as a job or something you are doing to the girl. STOP SEEING EVERYTHING AS A COMPETITION! For example when she is shit testing you and you think that you must win her over. Start seeing it more as a COLLABORATION where you and she are on the same team. You should be feeling EMPATHY and not COMPETITIVENESS. Instead as seeing other man as competition or cock blockers see them as your friends. Realise that NOBODY is against you. They are all part of YOUR TRIBE. This frame of mind will make you pretty much UNSTOPPABLE. You are NO LONGER in your interactions to WIN something. What happens is that you're just being NORMAL and not competing like everybody else The funny thing is girls start noticing you more. She will ask herself why is he not behaving like the other guys? She will be chasing you like you never seen before. When the quarantine is over go out and try this and let me know what changes did you see Btw don't miss PART 2 where im going to talk about the final and most important paradigm shift that will explode YOUR RESULTS.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01
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"Does this belong to you...?"

(Setup: Before you try this you need to preplan and have a piece of jewellery or something with you. IE... bracelet, necklace, etc even if it's plastic junk) ... "Excuse me does this belong to you?" (hold out jewellery) HER: "Nooo???" "Are you sure?" HER: "Yeahhh" "Oh, well I found it at the other end of the bar and the guy there said it belonged to the prettiest girl in the bar, so I figured it was yours" ... works 100% of the time.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iamusuallyright102
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 25
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Excuse me, how many hours of sleep do you get at night? 20?

I'm trying to figure out how much beauty sleep one needs to look that good
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/McGroon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 20
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Do you know of any museums around here?

I figured you might know, since you're a work of art.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WulfTyger
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05
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I have money in the bank

But damn girl I ain’t see no figure like you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Byza_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29
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My friend made a joke

We were in the hall and he said β€œyou’re as straight as a twig” a few seconds pass and I tell this one really attractive girl β€œis that a twig in my pants or am I just happy to see you?” πŸ˜‚ figured it fit here
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SND01X
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16
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Hey, girl do you have hypnothighs,

Because one look at you and I'm under your spell/command. Idk if this is good it just came to me when I was and I figured I'd post it here to see what people think.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jarzlopy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22
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What are some mild sexual things to say?

Me and this chick, our conversation has been boring so I figured I need to say something provocative but not in a too direct way. What makes this girl boring to talk to is that she would always say, "I'm too tired. I need sleep" So yesterday I playfully said "Aren't you asleep yet" And then I said **"Can I sleep next to you?"**. That got a great reaction from her because it created somewhat sexual vibe but not in a rude way. So my question here is, **are there any mild sexual invites that you think it would trigger sexual fantasy** like what I mentioned in bold above? Just thought knowing those as many as possible would be good
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bsbnsc
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 23
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Are you a civil rights attorney?

Because the figure you've presented is inflammatory and prejudicial, and I find it difficult to believe.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JIVEprinting
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 01
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