Walks Pick up lines

The best Walks pick up lines

*walks up to girl with name*

Fuck me if I’m wrong, but... Your name is *says another name that is not girls name*, right? (very original humour, I know)
👤︎ u/rrand876
📅︎ Oct 03
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A man walks up to an attractive woman in a bar.

He gets over to her and repeatedly drops citrus fruits. He says “Excuse me can you help? I’m not very good at pick up limes.”
👤︎ u/free-minds
📅︎ Jul 27
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*walks up to girl with phone out to “compare” with girl*

*looks at girl* *looks at phone* *looks at girl* *looks at phone* *swipe up* *** this only makes sense if you’ve used tinder lololol
👤︎ u/mrikbob
📅︎ Jul 21
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– Repeatedly look at your watch and on girl (do it until she spots you)

– *She walks over to you* What are u doing?" – I have magic watch it can show me has girl her underwear or not – Let's check! What about me? – You have not – Haha, wrong! – Oh, i forget my watch is a bit of a rush
👤︎ u/UkrNeighbour
📅︎ Feb 26
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– Repeatedly look at your watch and on girl (do it until she spots you)

– *She walks over to you* What are u doing?" – I have magic watch it can show me has girl her underwear or not – Let's check! What about me? – You have not – Haha, wrong! – Oh, i forget my watch is a bit of a rush
👤︎ u/UkrNeighbour
📅︎ Feb 26
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(Walks up to group of girls) hey ladies, you know how Steve Irwin died right?

Well no need to worry. I'm not aiming for your heart
👤︎ u/NickelbackFan2012
📅︎ Oct 12
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