Penis Pick up lines

The best Penis pick up lines

The CIA is trying to steal my penis

Can I hide it inside you
👤︎ u/Imajar
📅︎ Jan 03
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Hey girl are you my penis

Because I wanna take you out in public
👤︎ u/xukino
📅︎ Oct 24
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Roses are red violets are blue

The FBI wants my penis can I hide it inside you
👤︎ u/dj-crumpet-extream
📅︎ Feb 05
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I see you've brought up my penis.

I like that in a woman.
👤︎ u/sir_deadlock
📅︎ Jul 02
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The FBI wants to steal my penis...

Can I hide it inside you?
👤︎ u/janidwastaken
📅︎ Jan 14
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The FBI is trying to steal my penis

Can I hide it in you?
👤︎ u/vamshi_505
📅︎ Aug 07
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Hey girl do you want to be happy?

My HapPENIS can help with that
👤︎ u/randomdudeonthe
📅︎ Feb 13
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People make fun of me because I have a penis like a new born baby

7lb 6oz
👤︎ u/LankyStreakOfBliss
📅︎ May 10
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The FBI wants to steal my Penis

Can I hide it inside you?
👤︎ u/LifeNotStonks
📅︎ Mar 22
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The FBI wants to steal my penis

Can I hide it inside you?
👤︎ u/SovietTemplar
📅︎ Mar 11
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Girl is your titty a penis

Because i wanna suck on it
👤︎ u/MtxJosh
📅︎ Mar 10
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The FBI wants to steal my penis...

Can I hide it inside of you?
👤︎ u/AsianWithBadAcademic
📅︎ Jan 18
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Hey girl! FBI wants to steal my penis

can i hide it inside you?
👤︎ u/broaderson
📅︎ Feb 02
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The cops are looking for my penis

Can I hide it inside you
👤︎ u/YouTube_iNova
📅︎ Jul 09
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The FBI wanted to steal my penis

Can I hide it inside of you?
👤︎ u/givinhi
📅︎ Jan 15
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Damn girl is your titty a penis?

Because I want to suck on it
👤︎ u/CallMeDontit
📅︎ Apr 21
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My Penis is so polite

It stands up so you have somewhere to sit down
👤︎ u/Arch3typ3_
📅︎ Feb 11
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The FBI wanna steal my penis

Can I hide it inside you?
👤︎ u/shEep9108
📅︎ May 21
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Excuse me, could you hold this for me for a second?

::points to penis::
👤︎ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
📅︎ Oct 09
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Hey girl, are you a jar of ointment?

Cause I’m about to rub penis all up in you
👤︎ u/that-one-guy-youknow
📅︎ Nov 03
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When I was born I had two choices. One was to have a perfect memory and the other was to have a huge penis.

Unfortunately I can't remember which one I chose.
👤︎ u/Chanandler_Bong7
📅︎ Jan 30
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Rose's are red, Violets are blue

The FBI wants my penis, can I hide it inside you?
👤︎ u/satanmakesmehappy
📅︎ May 09
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I Call My Penis "The Truth"

Cause Bitches Can't Handle It
👤︎ u/dumbostrich
📅︎ Oct 21
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Roses are red, The sky is blue

The FBI wants to steal my penis Can I hide it inside you?
👤︎ u/YoBoiHuni
📅︎ Jun 12
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Do you like to work out often?

Because you’ve been lifting my penis daily.
👤︎ u/HueyDFreeman
📅︎ Apr 19
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Are you peanut butter

Because my dog likes you on my penis
👤︎ u/11SecretSpices
📅︎ Aug 18
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Girl, you know the best part about having a penis?

Sharing it with people who don't have one.
👤︎ u/EndlessRampager
📅︎ Mar 31
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Are you a dead squirrel?

Because I can't stop imagining my penis inside you
👤︎ u/elmoishorny
📅︎ Nov 11
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Aren't you a meat mincer?

Because I would like to put my penis into you and turn you on...
👤︎ u/Jogys
📅︎ Sep 30
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Are you from Ireland?

Because when I see you my penis is Dublin.
👤︎ u/lifelonglifter
📅︎ Jan 21
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Do you like artichokes?

Because you artichoke on my penis
👤︎ u/donpanchito
📅︎ May 07
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I would tell you a joke...

I would tell you a joke about my penis, but it's too long
👤︎ u/ToppedOffCoffee
📅︎ Mar 03
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Girl, do you know how to solve the three body problem?

I was hoping we could work out the relationship between you, me, and my penis.
👤︎ u/KuntaStillSingle
📅︎ Apr 09
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I'm here if you need a shoulder to cry on...

The funny thing about my shoulder is... It's my penis.
👤︎ u/johnny-wvrl0rd
📅︎ Jul 12
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I'm not taking credit. Heard this on Last Comic Standing and had to share it with the rest of the world.

"My penis just lost its job, so if you know of any openings it can fill..."
👤︎ u/THE_reverbdeluxe
📅︎ Oct 14
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You'll get all the pussy with this one

My penis died can I bury it in u?)
👤︎ u/childvspuddle69
📅︎ Nov 16
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Sure Win Pick Up Line

My penis is half an inch.
👤︎ u/PajamamanGaming
📅︎ Mar 05
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