Baby Pick up lines

The best Baby pick up lines

Hey baby i just shit my pants

Can i get in yours?
👤︎ u/nuGGet909
📅︎ Feb 09
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Hey baby, are you my sleep schedule?

Because you’re tight as hell and I want to fuck you up even more.
👤︎ u/Tea-and-Zoe
📅︎ Feb 16
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Hey baby, are you yesterday's snowstorm?

Cuz I'm tryna plow you tonight
👤︎ u/radioworld_jp
📅︎ Feb 19
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Hey baby, are you a hangar bay?

'Cause I wanna dock my ship inside you.
👤︎ u/TheonlyChumly674
📅︎ Feb 09
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Hey baby, are you the Capitol Building?

Because I'm about to force my way in you.
👤︎ u/TheonlyChumly674
📅︎ Feb 08
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Hey baby, are you Draco Malfoy?

Because I'd like to Slytherin to your pants.
👤︎ u/deeonwuli
📅︎ Oct 21
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Damn baby is your body from McDonald's?

Cause "I'm Lovin' It"
👤︎ u/old_school-kid
📅︎ Jan 17
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Baby, are you a Black Hole?

'Cause i want to be sucked by you.
👤︎ u/HeyItsSushant
📅︎ Jan 28
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Hey baby, are you today's date

Because you're 10/10
👤︎ u/submitted2me
📅︎ Oct 10
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Baby, are you the vaccine?

Because you’re the best damn news I’ve had all year
👤︎ u/wolf_ricky
📅︎ Nov 13
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Baby call me a lantern man

Because when u will put my bulb in your mouth, you’ll never get it out
👤︎ u/sinkingInYourDreams
📅︎ Jan 06
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Hey baby, are you today's date

Because you're 9/10
👤︎ u/submitted2me
📅︎ Oct 09
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Hey baby, are you comunism?

Cuz i feel an uprising in my lower class...
👤︎ u/jakeyeet69420
📅︎ Nov 04
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Hey baby they call me the Ice King

U wanna be my snow blower?
👤︎ u/OOF2101
📅︎ Jan 06
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Hey baby, are you Google Chrome?

Because you use all of my memory
👤︎ u/ElephantInHerend
📅︎ Dec 29
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Does your dad make baby shampoo?

Because you're easy on the eyes
👤︎ u/IHeartAquaSoMuch
📅︎ Dec 31
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Damn baby are you a ceiling fan?

Because I want my dick stuck in you.
👤︎ u/cat_flavored_soda
📅︎ Dec 19
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Baby are you a mathematician?

Cause I, 1, 2, 1/2, 6 with you🍆
👤︎ u/Sarvesh31
📅︎ Jul 10
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Hey baby do you like Star Wars?

Because I’d like to have a one night standalorian.
👤︎ u/Crow_Callsign
📅︎ Dec 14
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Hey baby, are you a stimulus check?

Because you mean a lot to me right now...
👤︎ u/legsofhair
📅︎ Jan 07
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Hey baby I hope you’re an atheist

Because I want to do unholy things with you
👤︎ u/Evan_Johnson01
📅︎ Nov 07
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Hey baby are we in Pixar

Because I’m feeling like a lamp and your looking like a fine I
👤︎ u/consoles357
📅︎ Nov 28
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Hey baby, are you an American high school ?

Because I want to shoot a load of kids inside you
👤︎ u/wayfair_kid_69
📅︎ Nov 24
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Damn baby, Are you a phone?

Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
👤︎ u/PabloAlaska6
📅︎ Aug 05
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Aye yo baby gurl do you work at subway?

Cuz you just gave me a foot long
👤︎ u/yum-yumas
📅︎ Nov 07
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Hey baby, is your name Texas Red?

Cause I got a big iron near my hip.
👤︎ u/Spickee
📅︎ Dec 11
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I love your curves, baby,

and your smile is my favorite one!
👤︎ u/MyGeometryHasIssues
📅︎ Jul 24
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Baby If I could rearrange the Alphabet

I would put your D inside my V.
👤︎ u/littlebizcocho
📅︎ Nov 18
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Hey baby are you free RNA nucleotides?

Because you're making me unzip
👤︎ u/sixesand7s
📅︎ Dec 01
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Hey baby, you should call that ass Dexter.

Because it's killing me!
👤︎ u/WTFRU4RLz
📅︎ Nov 20
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Baby there’s only one thing more scary than that costume

Your face
👤︎ u/LongShlongo
📅︎ Oct 28
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Hey baby. Is that a mirror in your pocket ?

Cause I can see myself in your pants
👤︎ u/Za3tour
📅︎ Nov 10
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So baby hold me Closer

In the bathtub with a toaster. Or whatever the chainsmokers said
👤︎ u/zlogonjepissa
📅︎ Oct 20
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Hey baby, on a scale of 1 to America

How free are you tonight
👤︎ u/lilstarlite
📅︎ May 14
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Baby girl, are you the used car I crashed immediately after purchasing?

Because a lot of guys may have been inside you, but once you're mine, there won't be any others.
👤︎ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
📅︎ Sep 30
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Hey baby, are you today’s date

Because I always forget about you and you’re completely irrelevant to my life right now
👤︎ u/c_h_a_mp
📅︎ Oct 11
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Baby, just call me John King...

Cuz my fingers will find your magic wall.
👤︎ u/chexmp
📅︎ Nov 05
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Are you a baby that was just born?...

Because I wanna slap your naked ass while you're covered in my mom's vagina juice
👤︎ u/ThrowawayAccount1720
📅︎ Oct 14
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Hey baby, are you Amazon Prime?

Cuz I forgot to unsubscribe and it's costing me a fortune.
👤︎ u/PapaJaundice
📅︎ Nov 03
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Baby are you a haunted house....

Because I’m gonna scream when I’m inside you!
👤︎ u/HogHank
📅︎ Oct 02
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Hey baby, are you part of the Romanov family?

Because there's an uprising in my lower class.
👤︎ u/bananas_and_beans
📅︎ Oct 24
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Hey baby, are you a bicycle?

Because I want to ride you
👤︎ u/LeoTheLegend04
📅︎ Oct 21
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Damn baby, are you hitler?

Cuz even if you had a tiny mustache, I’d still kill for you 😅
👤︎ u/SkizzyLeBizzy
📅︎ Oct 18
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Hey baby you ever had your a** licked by a fatman in a trench coat

Me either. But since I got your attention do you have a moment to talk about our Lord n savior
👤︎ u/Boredquarantine520
📅︎ Apr 27
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Hey baby, are you a banana?

Because I want to put you in my mouth
👤︎ u/LeoTheLegend04
📅︎ Oct 21
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Are you a Baby Shark?

Cause I want to do do do do do do you
👤︎ u/zlogonjepissa
📅︎ Aug 16
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Might as well call me baby...

'cause i'm gonna be in you for the next 9 months
👤︎ u/loquat289
📅︎ Sep 15
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Baby, I hope you got a license..

Cuz you driving me crazy!!
👤︎ u/HogHank
📅︎ Sep 30
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Hey baby, are you a Diamond Sword?

Because I heard how you swing, why don't you CRAFT a bed next to MINE\~?
👤︎ u/ChurgerBingWAPper
📅︎ Oct 12
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Damn baby, are you a muddy shoe?

Because I’ll clean you up then put you on me 🥳
👤︎ u/SkizzyLeBizzy
📅︎ Oct 22
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Hey baby, did you know there are 206 bones in the human body

Except right now, I have 207
👤︎ u/xXFangregaliaXx
📅︎ Jul 31
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Hey baby girl, is your last name Dahmer?

Cause I’m bending over backwards for you.
👤︎ u/WormyChip
📅︎ Oct 06
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Baby girl, are you the Colorado River toad?

Because licking your legs would give me a serious buzz.
👤︎ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
📅︎ Sep 30
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are you the ice age baby’s neck?

because I really wanna but my hands around you
👤︎ u/mcfallen_420
📅︎ May 18
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Hey baby are you a compressed file?

Because I would love to unzip you
👤︎ u/thedeathgames223
📅︎ Aug 19
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Hey baby, are you today's date?

Because you're 10/10
👤︎ u/hot_fat
📅︎ Oct 10
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Baby if we were in a band

You'd be the guitarist because you pluck my heart strings (First post here :)
👤︎ u/Prehistoric_Walnut
📅︎ Aug 03
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Hey baby, are you my sons minecraft world?...

Cause im about to delete you!
👤︎ u/-Benjamin_Dover-
📅︎ Sep 25
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Hey, baby, are you a pigeon?

‘Cause I bet I can make you coo ;) ^(I’m sorry...)
👤︎ u/RosieDaOneKitteh
📅︎ Sep 18
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knock knock... who's there?...baby yoda....baby Yoda who?

baby yoda only one for me 🥴🥰
👤︎ u/that1kidinthecornerr
📅︎ Aug 26
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No means yes, but yes don't mean no

So, baby, please, take off your clothes
👤︎ u/androidy77
📅︎ Dec 26
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hey baby are you australia?

because you set my heart on fire
👤︎ u/akj104
📅︎ Jan 24
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Hey baby, you gotta tell me your name ...

cos last night in my dreams, I could only call you *baby*
👤︎ u/Comprefyingly
📅︎ Sep 12
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baby you and I ain't nothing but mammals,

so do it like they do it on the discovery channel.
👤︎ u/i_mm_luv_mm_pizza_69
📅︎ Feb 24
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Baby I know you’re feet must be tired..

Cause you been running through my mind ALL DAYY😋
👤︎ u/Unknownposter_1
📅︎ Jul 11
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Hey baby are you an angel?

“Cause I’m allergic to feathers.” Then proceed to vomit all over her and the floor.
👤︎ u/CecilBlight
📅︎ Aug 20
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If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.

The law of contrapositives says that we should have a baby ;) IDK if those were good, just something that my girl sent me.
👤︎ u/Pheww_
📅︎ Feb 01
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Hey baby, are you Danny Devito?

Because It’s Always Sunny when I’m with you
👤︎ u/Draugrheim
📅︎ Feb 14
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If you're an NF fan, this one's for you:

Are you NF? Because I've got you on my mind, baby.
👤︎ u/gdclique
📅︎ Feb 15
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Hey Baby, are you a rollercoaster?

Cause I’d like to ride you ;)
👤︎ u/KashootYourselfWeeb
📅︎ May 29
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Hey baby are you a Halloween costume?

Because id love to get inside you and scare some kids!
👤︎ u/TheSalemWitch22
📅︎ Aug 15
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Hey baby are you a murderer?

Because your looks can kill.
👤︎ u/RuralDude88
📅︎ Feb 24
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Hey baby are you an electron-proton pair?

Because you're attractive ;)
👤︎ u/NerdForPoetry
📅︎ Jul 02
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If she likes star wars...

Hey baby, yoda cutest in the quadrant. Adorable, you are.
👤︎ u/JoshSkilla
📅︎ Jan 23
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Hey baby, are you an oven?

Because I want to put a baby in you
👤︎ u/Soviet_Union42069
📅︎ Jul 10
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Hey baby do you want to re-ennact 9/11 with me

Because I want both our towers to blow up
👤︎ u/Magikapow
📅︎ Jul 23
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