Trees Pick up lines

The best Trees pick up lines

Are you in the trees?

Cause I would drop my gun and climb up there
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Fizmo2323
šŸ“…ļøŽ Mar 16
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Are you toilet paper?

Because I want to impale you on my neighbor's trees this Halloween.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Leboy2Point0
šŸ“…ļøŽ Oct 20
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Have you heard the one about sex while camping?

Iā€™d rather knock down a couple trees with you and after, build a shelter like naked and afraid except baby I want you to **actually be afraid**
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/DropCliffasNotBombas
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jul 03
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Lets make like trees...

and root.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Buy_My_Mixtape
šŸ“…ļøŽ Feb 23
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