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Did you know kissing burns 6 calories

Let’s go work out 😏
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lucadotdotdot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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Did you know kissing burns up to 26cals/minute?

Wanna work out with me sometime?..
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/idk_and_idc27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18
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I would burn every single damn chair in this world...

So my face would be the last thing you sit on
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MizterMC
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25
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Being ugly burns a tonne of calories

that's why you're so fat
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/manymanik
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11
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Kissing burns 2 calories a minute

We should workout sometime 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/i-want-more-sleep
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13
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Hey girl, did you know giving head burns 300 calories?

You look fat.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/imnotdolphin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10
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How do you burn a lot of calories ver quickly?

Set a fat kid on fire
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/teddytm1234
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 17
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Are you a drag strip?

Because I want to burn rubber in you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dreameris
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05
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Are you the criminal activity of burning the property of others?

Because I want your arson my lap 😏
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jalbeelee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13
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Are you a toilet in a burning church?

Because holy shit you’re hot!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OLD_stickyGummybear
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17
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Are you the burn tool?

Because you darken my life, and it's over. I'm taking the kids and never coming back
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Diffordthegr8
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16
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Are you a gender reveal party?

Cuz baby, I'm burning up for you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/darling_23
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13
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My heart burns for thee like Notre Dame

Too soon :(
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Razpewtin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16
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Hey girl, do you smell smoke ?

Because my heart is burning for you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RegalCooper
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 22
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Hey girl, are you Kobe?

Cause I'm gonna make this relationship crash and burn.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SurrealSanta
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 03
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Are you a warm door handle in a burning building?

Because I'm nervous about going in, but it's worth it for a child.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LarrySassol
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02
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Do you wanna be my sauron?

Why? I jizz your into your eye until it burns
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BigBootyJonson
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 07
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I'd burn every seat in this bar...

Just so you would have no place to sit but on my face
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Machmane9
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06
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Did anyone ever tell you, that you look cute as sh*t

Girl: No You: Good cause you don't look like sh*t you look like you could burn the sun down with a glane
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/treesrlife3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04
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Are you a UTI? (Urinary tract infection)

Because I have a burning passion for you πŸ₯ΊπŸ‘‰πŸ»πŸ‘ˆπŸ»
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/throwaway42069365
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16
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Hey girl are you Hitler?

Because you are burning my heart.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yeetgonnagiveyou
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29
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Hey boy are u the Australian bushfires?

Cause u make my loins burn..πŸ”₯
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shreya001
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29
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Hey are you a Minecraft villager?

Cause I wanna burn your house down.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chichens5011
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10
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Want to play notre dame?

You play with my bell tower and I’ll leave you with a burning sensation
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shamu060391
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16
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Hey do you have car insurance?

Cause I can tell we’re gonna burn some rubber
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mythmaniak
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 30
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My dick is called California

Cuz it’s been burning since August ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/G0dc0mp1eX
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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Damn girl, are you a witch?

Because you’re flaming hot as if you were burning.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrMaxi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13
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