Things Pick up lines

The best Things pick up lines

Hey girl do you like stranger things?

Because you turn my world upside down.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lars_wit1331
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19
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There are 2 things this world needs more of

1. My DNA 2. Your DNA Let’s kill 2 birds with one stone
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lord_tachanka43
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29
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Did you know that in a vacuum all things fall at the same rate?

Well you took my breath away and I’m falling for you. Are you falling for me at the same rate?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sasqachMike
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16
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Here is a list of things why you are my sun:

1. You are so hot 2. I get blinded when I look your way 3. I can't seem to leave your orbit.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SlyDreamersNightmare
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29
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There's a lot of things we don't know about the universe...

All I know is that it starts with U N I
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19
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There are lots of things we don't know about the universe.....

All I know is that it starts with U N I.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gbreadman2003
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 04
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Things aren't so pretty

And things aren't so fine, but ill be alright, with you by my side
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Albino907
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23
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I just read a list called "100 things you must do before you die"

I'm surprised you weren't one of them
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FrogOnALeash
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03
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I’m always on top of things!

Would you like to be one of them?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/littlebizcocho
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17
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Do you like big things

Because I'm the biggest failure you'll get to know
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-5364
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 21
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Roses are red, let's make things all right.

I'm gonna have you for dinner tonight.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mitty305
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17
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If you stood in front of the mirror and held up a rose…

You'd see two of the most beautiful things in the world
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24
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I’m writing a paper on the finer things in life,

and I was wondering if I could interview you?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 05
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I ain’t no cashier but...

You got at least two things I want to check out.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MemePhish
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 09
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There are so many things to do with the human mouth

Why waste it on talking?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madmonkreborn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09
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Well the best things in life are free...

Use this line if you find out a girl doesn't like being spoiled
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Adolf-M-Stalin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10
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You seem to be on top of things

Can I be one of them?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/le_meme_memes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 06
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She asked if I wanna have a threemsome...

So the obvious answer is yes, I do. But here's the back story: Back in August, I slid into this girl's DMs. We exchanged a couple playful messages and that was that. I hit her back up again in September just to keep things warm. Then in October I asked, "are you almost ready?" She said, "for what?" I said, "our coffee date." She replied, "I might be ready by December lmao." She could've said that because maybe she had shit going on at the time or if she wasn't interested maybe think I'd forget about her by then. Well, I almost did lol and then I remembered today so I hit her up and said, "Since I'm nice I gave you a little extra time. You ready now?" However, she replied with "wanna have a threemsome with my future gf?" Keep in mind, we hadn't talked since October and it was about a coffee date, we don't follow each other and this was her reply. Now 9 times outta 10 if a girl asked this I'd suspect it to be some simp test or her being bored and just fucking with me with no intention of actually...fucking with me. But right when she sent this message she also looked at my profile and liked a recent (shirtless) photo of me which I don't think a girl with zero interest would do. But at the same time even girls with interest don't straight up ask if you wanna have sex, let alone a threemsome with a "future" gf? Futures gf? Which that's a whole other mindfuck. So I guess the question is, how do I respond with being open to it if it's the 1 out of 10 times she's serious about it, but also not come across as a needy simp to the effect of "omg I would love to!"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aquariex24
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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You know you remind me a lot of a toaster

Warm on the inside makes soft things hard and a shower with you would probably kill me I think its funny but probably to sexual What do you think?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kruziiksil
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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I like sweet things, but the thing is

I think you're much sweeter than I initially thought
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/just_adhenz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22
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It's believed that people see the best things in life 5 minutes before they pass away

Should I die to meet you?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Aurosonic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 21
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You remind me of[Your favourite season]

because whenever you are near/close things seem to get pleasant and better
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheGlitch2731
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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Her: I have a boyfriend!

Me: I have a Maths Test Her: ...what? Me: Oh, I thought we were both naming things we could cheat on
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Curious_Elk2648
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17
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Did you know that seeing cute things it improves focusing?

Well, you cure my ADHD
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ImaginaryCricket9
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09
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There are so many great things to do with the human mouth...

Why waste it on talking?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 07
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I wanna c_ddle and k_ss whats missing?

"U and I" Exactly so let's make things happen
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iking_con
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02
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All those things in my kitchen

but i still want to eat you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/huzaifa_amin0900
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10
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Hey baby I hope you’re an atheist

Because I want to do unholy things with you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Evan_Johnson01
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07
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Hey Girl, I Think You'll Find That I'm A Toaster

Cos when you take a bath with me, things are gonna get steamy real quick and then you'll go to heaven.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/N1ll3R5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19
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I like to take free things

And if you're free I'll take you out sometime
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PrincessSonic805
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22
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are you out of things to do this quarantine?

because you could always do me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cookie_w
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20
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