Belt Pick up lines

The best Belt pick up lines

I have a black belt in eating pussy

Im a Tongue Fu Master
📅︎ Sep 10
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Does your belt have a Ctrl + Z shortcut?

Because I want to undo it
📅︎ Mar 22
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Is your belt buckle a mirror

Because I can see myself in your pants
📅︎ Mar 28
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My that's a shiny belt you're wearing

because I can totally see myself in your pants
👤︎ u/lolalodge
📅︎ Apr 10
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One of my smoothest moves by far...

Not really a line but I felt like this belonged here. So I have a scar on my left hand, its a little dent that I got when I fell on a belt buckle and got the thing that goes through the loops stuck in it. The other night I was walking around with this girl I like and I was telling her the story and put out my hand to show her and so she could feel it. She feels around and says something about how it must've hurt and I respond with something along the lines of. "Yeah it was awful," and then I wrapped my hand around hers and started walking. I still can't believe it actually worked.
👤︎ u/Dovarc
📅︎ Nov 10
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I'm kind of like batman

there is always something exciting you can pull out of my belt
📅︎ Jul 04
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I'm kind of like batman

there is always something exciting you can pull out of my belt
📅︎ Jul 04
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