Skip Pick up lines

The best Skip pick up lines

Are you the Skip Ad button?

Because I can't wait to smash you real hard.
👤︎ u/Complete_Nectarine30
📅︎ Feb 09
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I wish you were the skip ad button

So I could smash it over and over
👤︎ u/alabasternado
📅︎ Feb 20
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You're so hot, i might skip a heartbeat.

Can i have your number to fill for emergency contact?
👤︎ u/HeyItsSushant
📅︎ Sep 24
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Damn is your ass a YouTube skip ad button?

Becasue I want to smack it
👤︎ u/bigspanky211
📅︎ Oct 05
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If you were to be a youtube ad

I'd never skip you.
👤︎ u/Not__dumb
📅︎ Feb 20
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I'm gonna skip studying you

Cause whatever I skip ends up coming
👤︎ u/fredeter
📅︎ Jul 10
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You must be bad at maintaining rythm

You made ME skip a beat
👤︎ u/-KrAnTZ-
📅︎ Oct 21
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If your body is YouTube

Your clothes would be the ads that i really want to skip
👤︎ u/eddievu
📅︎ Jul 14
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Sh*t, I think I'm having a heart attack...

Oh, false alarm, you just made my heart skip a beat. :)
👤︎ u/iikorembi
📅︎ Jun 16
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You must have been a youtube ad in a past life

Because I want to skip this and get the good stuff.
👤︎ u/2Drunk2Think
📅︎ Feb 07
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If you were a YouTube ad

I wouldn’t skip
👤︎ u/thunderdog1
📅︎ Mar 25
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When we sit on the toilet at the same time, we create a long tube that connects your mouth to mine

We could also skip the tube and make a direct connection.
👤︎ u/rienik
📅︎ Jan 14
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You're my little arrhythmia

Because you make my heart skip a beat
👤︎ u/Firetrap137
📅︎ Mar 27
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