Laws Pick up lines

The best Laws pick up lines

Hey girl, are you an 1800s industrial revolution era factory, with poor labour laws?

Cause I wanna put some kids in you
📅︎ Jun 28
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Hey girl, are you traffic laws?

Cause I wanna violate you.
📅︎ Sep 26
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Are you a Kugelblitz?

Because you're so hot you literally break the laws of physics.
📅︎ Sep 16
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