The 48 Best Big Pickuplines - Pickuplines For All

There is a big sale in my bedroom 🛏️!!

Clothes are 100% off

👍︎ 20

📅︎ Jan 21

🚨︎ report

Send this to him/her if he/she is a big brain in maths.

{ \[ ∫ ₀^(1)((1405/5)-89)\*x^(63) dx + (1010 ÷ (d/dx)(x^(202) ÷ 2)ₓ ₌ ₀) \] C \[ det(1 4 5 ; 8 0 9 ; 2 0 2) + 2 \] } ÷ 2

👍︎ 16

👤︎ u/something_overdone

📅︎ Nov 30

🚨︎ report

Hey, I've got 70 ways to cheer you up. The first is a big hug.

The rest is 69.

👍︎ 2919

👤︎ u/Rogue_269

📅︎ Jul 23

🚨︎ report

Girl,you must be the Big Bang!

Cause you made my universe explode ;)

👍︎ 6

👤︎ u/pogba-akshay

📅︎ Dec 24

🚨︎ report

Works 100% of the time on a girl with a big butt (1/1 is 100% mkay)

I wanted to take you to the movies but... Her: but what? They don’t let you bring a dump truck into a movie theater Optional: add so how about we get dinner instead?

👍︎ 4

👤︎ u/Choohie_Thief

📅︎ Dec 20

🚨︎ report

Are you Big Sweaty Guy from Bill Nye the Science Guy

Because I'm sexually attracted to you

👍︎ 11

👤︎ u/Clinthgr28

📅︎ Nov 09

🚨︎ report

Do you like big things

Because I'm the biggest failure you'll get to know

👍︎ 131

👤︎ u/-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-5364

📅︎ Aug 21

🚨︎ report

I like my women how I like my deer

Big racks and horny, and I’m gunna take a shot at you.

👍︎ 74

👤︎ u/XeroMMR

📅︎ Jan 09

🚨︎ report

I wanna build a big boat to explore the connection between the roman empire and tourette syndrome, wanna join me?

I wanna build a roman-tic relation ship with you

👍︎ 8

👤︎ u/narwhster

📅︎ Aug 19

🚨︎ report

Hey bb, are you my big toe?

Because I want to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house then cry about it

👍︎ 30

👤︎ u/Phant00n

📅︎ Jul 09

🚨︎ report

are you a small package?

because if so, ill be a big thing

👍︎ 3

👤︎ u/EwokXx181st

📅︎ Jan 29

🚨︎ report

Are you a big mac from McDonald’s?

Because I wanna fuck you

👍︎ 28

👤︎ u/space-minivan

📅︎ Feb 15

🚨︎ report

Hey baby, is your name Texas Red?

Cause I got a big iron near my hip.

👍︎ 9

👤︎ u/Spickee

📅︎ Dec 11

🚨︎ report

Me:are you still mad at me?

Her:... Me:well I have 70 ideas that will make you happy! Her:... Me:one big hug! Her:and the rest? Me:69😉😏

👍︎ 4

👤︎ u/CrimonTide_143

📅︎ Dec 05

🚨︎ report

You like you need a man with a big cock!

Sorry to bother you then... (Lazy, I know, sorry)

👍︎ 6

👤︎ u/Alex-xoxo666

📅︎ Apr 27

🚨︎ report

Are you an Ambulance?

Because you're big, fat and noisy

👍︎ 17

👤︎ u/madhur20

📅︎ Nov 08

🚨︎ report

Just call me big boobs.

Because I’ll absolutely ruin your back.

👍︎ 9

👤︎ u/alliedcola

📅︎ Mar 24

🚨︎ report

This might as well be Big Hero 6

Cuz you sure are my bae-max 🙃

👍︎ 284

👤︎ u/novemberingoverhere

📅︎ Jul 01

🚨︎ report

Girl, you remind me of my big toe.

I'd like to turn the lights off, and bang you on every piece of furniture in the house!

👍︎ 26

👤︎ u/jonathanharbin82

📅︎ Jan 12

🚨︎ report

Name your sports team, and give me a jacket

Because I'm a big fan of you

👍︎ 9

👤︎ u/Drake_93

📅︎ Nov 07

🚨︎ report

Man, I’d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land that’s rich will organic matter...

But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato 😉

👍︎ 185

👤︎ u/PlatoicKnight

📅︎ Jun 30

🚨︎ report

Yo girl,you must be anabolic steroids?

Cause you are making me big!

👍︎ 764

👤︎ u/pogba-akshay

📅︎ Apr 01

🚨︎ report

Me to my accountant girlfriend

"Without you, there's a big GAAP in my life"

👍︎ 27

👤︎ u/lifereviews

📅︎ Aug 24

🚨︎ report

Boy are you Pewdiepie?

Cause you have a big pp

👍︎ 23

👤︎ u/zlogonjepissa

📅︎ Aug 15

🚨︎ report

Are you a big bowl of pistachios?

Coz I wanna keep splitting you open through Netflix

👍︎ 2

👤︎ u/ShireToNYC

📅︎ Sep 23

🚨︎ report

I preach about my big dick,

Can I practice it with you?

👍︎ 4

👤︎ u/SirWhiteword

📅︎ Jun 20

🚨︎ report

Guurrll you like my big toe....

I bang you on all my pieces of furniture.

👍︎ 10

👤︎ u/Thep00psm1th

📅︎ Jun 29

🚨︎ report

Are you big and chunky

Cause i think i like you

👍︎ 10

👤︎ u/samueltyrhansen

📅︎ Apr 07

🚨︎ report

Ask a girl with big feet her shoe size then say...

"finally, a shoe fit for my third leg!"

👍︎ 10

👤︎ u/BlanketBaby0512

📅︎ Nov 12

🚨︎ report

Hey your breasts are so big

The gravity attracted my eyes to it

👍︎ 7

👤︎ u/maditate

📅︎ Apr 13

🚨︎ report

I'm not a hot stud and I don't have a six-pack...

What I do have is a big heart, that'll love you to the moon and back ✨💓 - Day 30

👍︎ 61

👤︎ u/suyashve

📅︎ Feb 03

🚨︎ report

Hey girl, are you my big toe?

Because I’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

👍︎ 19

👤︎ u/the_hendog

📅︎ Jan 20

🚨︎ report

I have a huge crush on you

Really Big! Like a Dinosaur!

👍︎ 15

👤︎ u/roottoor2

📅︎ Jun 12

🚨︎ report

iTunes made a big mistake

It doesn't have you listed as the hottest single

👍︎ 303

👤︎ u/Donsburt

📅︎ Aug 17

🚨︎ report

Damn girl, you remind me of my big toe.

I could really see myself banging you on my coffee table.

👍︎ 40

👤︎ u/GeezusManForReal

📅︎ Sep 20

🚨︎ report

Have you heard of those stereotypes about us Jews?

It’s true. It is really big

👍︎ 2

👤︎ u/Aperio43

📅︎ Jun 04

🚨︎ report

Risky line that could pay off big-time

"I'm not worthy of a woman like you, but let me introduce you to my best friend, who might be."

👍︎ 4

👤︎ u/breaksomeice

📅︎ Apr 15

🚨︎ report

Hey hun, do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a blow job?

Hey hun, do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a blow job? No? You want to go to lunch tomorrow?

👍︎ 26

👤︎ u/MikeMcK83

📅︎ Sep 21

🚨︎ report

Are you the Teletubbies?

Because I would give you big hugs all day.

👍︎ 5

👤︎ u/GoldenEcho404

📅︎ Apr 12

🚨︎ report

Are you a volcano 🌋?

Because you've got a big crater.

👍︎ 10

👤︎ u/BabyGetSwekt

📅︎ Feb 17

🚨︎ report

Are you a Hong Kong protestor?

Because I want to be your big spoon

👍︎ 11

👤︎ u/grizzlypanda1

📅︎ Jan 19

🚨︎ report

Roses are red, violets are blue

I like big tits, that's why I'm looking at you

👍︎ 16

👤︎ u/brechtboi

📅︎ Dec 24

🚨︎ report

Hey, are you a squirrel?

Cuz I have a big nut for you

👍︎ 17

👤︎ u/-Giuseppe-

📅︎ Feb 18

🚨︎ report

Hey baby you’re like the North Star.

The head of my Big Dipper pointing right at you.

👍︎ 400

👤︎ u/ChrisCGC

📅︎ Apr 28

🚨︎ report

Pickk up linnes (not gae)

Are you macgdonaldds bc can I get a double cheesborger Big Mac 10 piece cicken nugt ice cramPiza chcikne sa;ndwoch kechup nakpin French fyies for tomaeto

👍︎ 4

👤︎ u/Rookyyyy

📅︎ Nov 25

🚨︎ report

Hey, did you get the seven dick pics I sent ?

No? Oh they were probably too big for the app to handle then

👍︎ 6

👤︎ u/djheavypickles

📅︎ Feb 18

🚨︎ report

Hey girl is your ass a planet ?

Cause it's so big and so round and I am gravitating around it.

👍︎ 28

👤︎ u/Spreaditandwinkit

📅︎ Nov 27

🚨︎ report

After tonight The Big Bang isn't gonna be a theory anymore.

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

👍︎ 41

👤︎ u/hypar15

📅︎ May 07

🚨︎ report

There is a big sale in my bedroom 🛏️!!

Send this to him/her if he/she is a big brain in maths.

Hey, I've got 70 ways to cheer you up. The first is a big hug.

Girl,you must be the Big Bang!

Works 100% of the time on a girl with a big butt (1/1 is 100% mkay)

Are you Big Sweaty Guy from Bill Nye the Science Guy

Do you like big things

I like my women how I like my deer

I wanna build a big boat to explore the connection between the roman empire and tourette syndrome, wanna join me?

Hey bb, are you my big toe?

are you a small package?

Are you a big mac from McDonald’s?

Hey baby, is your name Texas Red?

Me:are you still mad at me?

You like you need a man with a big cock!

Are you an Ambulance?

Just call me big boobs.

This might as well be Big Hero 6

Girl, you remind me of my big toe.

Name your sports team, and give me a jacket

Man, I’d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land that’s rich will organic matter...

Yo girl,you must be anabolic steroids?

Me to my accountant girlfriend

Boy are you Pewdiepie?

Are you a big bowl of pistachios?

I preach about my big dick,

Guurrll you like my big toe....

Are you big and chunky

Ask a girl with big feet her shoe size then say...

Hey your breasts are so big

I'm not a hot stud and I don't have a six-pack...

Hey girl, are you my big toe?

I have a huge crush on you

iTunes made a big mistake

Damn girl, you remind me of my big toe.

Have you heard of those stereotypes about us Jews?

Risky line that could pay off big-time

Hey hun, do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a blow job?

Are you the Teletubbies?

Are you a volcano 🌋?

Are you a Hong Kong protestor?

Roses are red, violets are blue

Hey, are you a squirrel?

Hey baby you’re like the North Star.

Pickk up linnes (not gae)

Hey, did you get the seven dick pics I sent ?

Hey girl is your ass a planet ?

After tonight The Big Bang isn't gonna be a theory anymore.

Related Keywords