Pandemic Pick up lines

The best Pandemic pick up lines

Hey girl, are you a bat?

Cause I would cause a world pandemic just to eat you.
👤︎ u/AfricaToto93
📅︎ Oct 20
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How bad would you say this pandemic is for you?

On a scale from 1-you, one being the lowest and you being a 10?
👤︎ u/within_kamath23
📅︎ Jun 25
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Hey girl, I know we are in the middle of a pandemic and that the bodies are piling up around us

but just once before we all die lemme take you out before the coronavirus do
👤︎ u/stankycarrot
📅︎ Apr 19
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They always say Thicc Thighs save lives...

And with this pandemic, I may need you out here!
👤︎ u/TFF_Torquejack
📅︎ Apr 06
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Hey girl we might be in a pandemic

But I'll never get sick of you
👤︎ u/bkjunez718
📅︎ Apr 01
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