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Can I borrow your picture?

To show Santa what I want for Christmas
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/khalidpro2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29
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Can I borrow your pics?

Cuz Iβ€˜d like to show Santa what I want for Christmas?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lolinator53
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06
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Can I borrow your pics?

I'd like to show Santa what I want for Christmas.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MakarovPsy4
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29
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Can I borrow your Pics

Coz I wanna show santa what I want for this Christmas
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/roottoor2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03
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Can I borrow your heart?

Because I lost mine falling for you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/patroney
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 26
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Can I borrow your phone?

I’d like to call my dad and tell him I’ve met the man of my dreams.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/danielle_cali
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03
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Do you have a pencil I can borrow?

Because I’d like to erase your past and write our future.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hawgballer5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26
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Hey dude, don’t know how it happened, but I lost my dick.

Mind if I borrow yours?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/houston_bbtm
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25
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Can I borrow your phone?

Because my mom told me to let her know when I meet the girl of my dreams
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/National-Tragedy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24
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Sorry I lost my phonenumber.

Can I borrow yours?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fahejass
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 07
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Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.

This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times). What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing). When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second). This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure. While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this: "Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me." And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile. Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute." Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it. This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-(
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RayAP19
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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