Middle Pick up lines

The best Middle pick up lines

Are you the Middle East?

Because I would like to fill you up with my β€œdemocracy”
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Juss_Juss
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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Is your middle name "S"?

Wow, that's super convenient. My middle name is HTTP. Without you, I'm insecure.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/daniel101x
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09
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Whenever i come home i bury my face right in the of middle the pillow but lately i feel as its time for a change are you up for the pleasure 🀧

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vth_shadow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 25
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If a man in a red suit kidnappes you in the middle of the night don’t be alarmed.

Because I wished for you for Christmas
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Koalaninja05
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10
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Your legs are like Oreo cookies

I wanna split them apart and lick all the good stuff from the middle ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vaibhvkumar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09
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Hey girl, I know we are in the middle of a pandemic and that the bodies are piling up around us

but just once before we all die lemme take you out before the coronavirus do
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/stankycarrot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 19
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Are your legs made out of Oreo Cookie ?

Because I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cowboywithnoboots
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26
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Are you a Vietnam war veteran?

Because I want you to break out in a cold sweat and choke me in the middle of the night
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/darling_23
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17
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Is your middle name Pandora?

Cause I'm tryna get in your box
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WP_780
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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Damn gurl are you Middle East?

Because like the US I don’t think I can pull out.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pornstalk_28
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17
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Are your legs made of an Arby's burger

Because I want to eat the juicy meat flaps in the middle
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chnaxX
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27
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Is you’re middle name jacobs by anychance?

Girl-no? Oh really I just thought you were a bit of a cracker
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The_baited
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16
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Hello Im the USA and you madame must be the middle east

Bc once I get inside you I'm never pulling out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Duckuverymuch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 01
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If ur a middle eastern country then i must be America

Coz all I wanna do is drill you ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MCsweaty_bollocks_69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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Is your middle name John

Cause I never Cena person like you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Okto-the-noob
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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Damn girl you're like a Middle Eastern rebel army....

Cause theres a political uprising in my pants. From a show called Letterkenny just made the smallest of change to it.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ZachandhisCat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26
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Girl, you must be from the Middle East

Because you sha-warm-my heart
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/joszwaylen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15
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Hey is your middle name β€œA535”

Because you relieve my back pain from years of performing self felacio
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/callmezenpie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10
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Have you ever ordered takeout at a busy fast food restaurant in the middle of rushhour?

I'm very similar. The pickup line might suck and take forever, but if you're patient you might occasionally get what you're looking for, despite probably being nothing what the pictures claim to look like. \*fingerguns*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pokemaster131
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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Your legs are like Oreos…

I just wanna split them and eat the good stuff in the middle.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RyRyGuy104
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09
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Hey gurl, have you seen my middle school bookbag?

Because its obvious through my actions that i am carrying some immature emotional baggage from my childhood
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/meatballsack
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09
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For a girl named Art.

If it helps, her middle name is Ryan, plus she's Asian and likes Overwatch.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shiba-Inus-Ears
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 22
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Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim. Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper. Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two. Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Deathsmith8
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 21
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Girl, are you the SAT?

Cuz I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a break in the middle for snacks.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shmogi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 31
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