Heroin Pick up lines

The best Heroin pick up lines

Girl I don’t know what could ruin my life faster

You or heroin
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/trentonespn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05
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You wanna do a COVID-19 with me?

I'll watch you do a spreadie, screw with a million people, catch me, take my breath away then finally leave me with a massive debt and a depression that can't be fixed, leading me to a life of heavy drinking, self isolation and an eventual heroin overdose in a ditch with my mangled, dirty body never to be found without a soul on earth caring.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Xxdog_muncherxX
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03
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I may not be a hero....

But you damn sure are my 'heroin'
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pnaisuls
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 05
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This worked 2/7 tries but I find it funny

Hey girl is your name heroine? Cause I'd like to get addicted to you, and watch you fck up my life
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GBrady94
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18
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