Brought Pick up lines

The best Brought pick up lines

Hope you brought your diamond pixaxe

Because im harder than obsidian
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Guuglush
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22
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I see you've brought up my penis.

I like that in a woman.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sir_deadlock
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 02
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I hope you brought Sudafed...

...because you’re about to get stuffed up.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThatOtherAdam
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09
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I thought you were Franklin Roosevelt for a second

Because just looking at you brought me out of a Great Depression.. and you’re a dime.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BlackJones2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 04
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Girl, were u brought up in a farm.

Cuz you sure know how to raise cocks.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/harigts
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 15
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Damn mister sand man final came through

And brought me a dream
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I_am_you1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09
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While crossing the security check.. look at your +1 and go

oh no, I brought a BOMB!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yesthatisfalse
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 19
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Until I met you depression had total dictatorship over me...

but when I saw you, your smile brought a revolution to my heart.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PeterPale
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17
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I'm glad I brought my library card...

Cause I'm checking you out.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CreamedRicePudding
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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Is there an office party today?

Because you brought cake to work
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Trumpisgood
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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Are you a fan of My Chemical Romance?

Cause I brought you my bullets and you can bring me your love
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zachusaguy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11
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Yesterday I grabbed coffee with an older women ..

She sat and I asked what she wanted before going to the counter to order, she said double double (Canadian for two cream two sugar) so I went and ordered then brought back our drinks. I gave her the coffee and said "I didn't add any sugar because you're already sweet enough". She looked at me and said "shut the fuck up". My mom didn't find it funny, but the girl at the table next to me did. We now have a lunch date this afternoon. TL;DR Used pick up line on my mom, now have a date with a cute girl
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smalldickfuckboy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 11
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