Addict Pick up lines

The best Addict pick up lines

Girl are you a crack addict?

Because I have a pipe you can smoke
👤︎ u/notnotavirginnot
📅︎ Jan 19
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I think I'm addicted to porn..

Can we fuck and see if I post this one too?
👤︎ u/crumbs2k12
📅︎ Dec 10
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Ur parents must be drug dealers

Because I'm addicted to what they made
👤︎ u/pillowreddy
📅︎ Dec 05
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I may have an addictive personality...

but damn am i addicted to your personality ;)
👤︎ u/anepic_potato
📅︎ Mar 17
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Hey girl, are you a cigarette?

*Cause you might just be my next addiction*
👤︎ u/anonymous0876
📅︎ Aug 01
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Hey, I’m gonna turn you into my crippling hentai addiction

Full of children.
👤︎ u/Advanced_Male
📅︎ Nov 28
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girl i think im addicted...

to cocaine *snorts 1000g of cocaine*
👤︎ u/CommunisticShroom
📅︎ Oct 21
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Are your parents drug dealers?

Cause I’m definitely addicted to what they made
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jun 06
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Hey girl, are you an addicting video game?

Because I wanna pour all my time playing with you then realize that I’m depressed and have accomplished nothing in this world because I’m staying at home all day like a lazy bum playing games and being on reddit.
👤︎ u/TotallyEpicAlphaMale
📅︎ Jul 19
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Are you an addictive drug?

Because when I see you my brain releases dopamine
👤︎ u/bajsingh08
📅︎ Jun 03
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You are just the way I like my beer...

Strong, Sweet and Addictive - Day 82
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Mar 28
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You remind me of good drugs

Because of how easy it is for me to get addicted to you 💗💘💕💞
👤︎ u/zeek1999
📅︎ Jul 06
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Hey girl are you crack

Because I get high on your beauty and I’m addicted to you.
👤︎ u/Johnnyboi4131
📅︎ Sep 10
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Hey are your parents drug dealers?

Because only they could give us something as addictive as you
👤︎ u/nitrolagy
📅︎ Jan 05
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Hey girl a you a pokie machine?

Cause you look like you’re about to be my next addiction
👤︎ u/VizyV1940
📅︎ Aug 03
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Are you a drug dealer?

Because I’m addicted to your crack
👤︎ u/Average-M3M35
📅︎ Jun 02
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Hey girl, are you Marlboro?

'cause you got me addicted to you. >Someone might have tried it before. Idk. But this one is too obvious.
👤︎ u/HeyItsSushant
📅︎ Apr 05
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This worked 2/7 tries but I find it funny

Hey girl is your name heroine? Cause I'd like to get addicted to you, and watch you fck up my life
👤︎ u/GBrady94
📅︎ Jan 18
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Are you an Enrique song?

Cos baby I'm addicted!
👤︎ u/beentheredonethat0_0
📅︎ Oct 04
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If you're crack im a crackhead

Cuz addiction man
👤︎ u/RemingtonA
📅︎ Sep 07
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You see that's where the trouble began

Your eyes Your damn addictive eyes
👤︎ u/dungeon_masteRupesh
📅︎ Apr 05
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