Chlamydia Pick up lines

The best Chlamydia pick up lines

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I have chlamydia, shall I give it to you?
👤︎ u/dibmembrane
📅︎ Sep 17
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Hey girl, you know, me and Koalas have a lot in common

We both have chlamydia
👤︎ u/SirGoaty
📅︎ Feb 22
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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue

I have Chlamydia, Don't you want it too?
👤︎ u/FlaccidAss
📅︎ Sep 13
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Damn girl I know it's not Christmas but I have a present for you

It's chlamydia.
👤︎ u/tsxxxmma
📅︎ Jul 25
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