Cake Pick up lines

The best Cake pick up lines

I'm not the brightest candle on the cake,

but you can still blow me.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jrhart23
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07
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For those with balls of steel

Would you rather sit on a dick an eat a cake or sit on a cake and eat a dick?...... Cool, give me your number and address and I'll be round soon with a cake.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GnireenignEesreveR69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07
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Roses are red today I think your pretty great

Today's my cake day we should make it a date
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mctoast2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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If I'll give you a birthday cake,

will you blow my candle?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fre-sha-va-cadoo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 21
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Does the cake come with icing

or do i have to supply it?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pussydestroyer_xx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29
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I thought of you while having chocolate cake

Cause your just too sweet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/haydenownsreddit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 26
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Hey girl, are you the Cake for my Cake day

Coz you are Gorgeous and Yum
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thisandthat1997
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 08
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Look, even Im not sure if youre cake or not

But I definitely wanna eat you out.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/karmassavior
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16
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Is it my birthday today?

Then y did u bring the cake(pointing at her butt)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smlov
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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Oh hey girl, is it your birthday today?

Got me confused with all that cake you got there.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/4_20mbi3_4
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13
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How to know if they are a psycho

They take the icing off of cupcakes or cake
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Linus_Meme_Tips
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01
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You know why I’m a baker?

Because i love cake
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mega-yeet
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 10
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Does your family own the local bakery?

Cause I can see you've got the best cake in town
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 02
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Do you work at the bakery?

Cuz you got cake
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cat2700
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 23
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Hey, my names ________

But you can call me cake, cause ill go straight to your ass after sliding down your throat.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/H0L3PUNCH
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17
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Are you a chicken nugget?

Because I want to cake you in special sauce
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Frogbomb01
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17
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me and my friend both who have similar taste came up with a bunch of music related pickup lines yesterday. here are my favorites:

damn girl are you the hotel california? cause when im in you i just can’t seem to leave Dang girl are you the Beatles? Cause after tonight we'll Come (cum) Together hey girl you know what we’ll be doing at This Time Tomorrow? getting Kinky you must be the Beatles, cause you’ve got me saying Oh Darling dang girl is this Boston, cause I think i wanna cut the Foreplay and get More to the Feeling dang girl are you Depeche Mode? Cause i'll have you crying out for your own Personal Jesus they call me the Byrds,,, but instead of Turn, Turn, Turn ill make you bend, bend, bend now you must be Third Eye Blind, cause you just got Semi-Charmed. the names ____, wanna get dinner? dang girl are you Streetlight Mannifesto? cause when i take you back to my place you'll be in a Better Place, a Better Time they call me DNCE, cause ill eat your Cake By The Ocean dang girl they must call you U2, cause there's so many things i'd like to do to you New Year’s Day dang girl are you Cake? cause i wanna Go The Distance (inside you) πŸ‘‰πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anxious_Masochist_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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Roses are red, violets are blue

You may have this cake, and eat it, too.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/foxtrot-polarbear
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19
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Is there an office party today?

Because you brought cake to work
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Trumpisgood
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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Hey I know it’s not my birthday

But can I have some of that cake
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Apenibba2000
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12
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Are you buddy valastro?

Cuz you got cake, boss
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zxchokxm
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 08
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This girl's visiting my country next month. What do I do now?

This girl is living in London. I'm not, not even around England. She'll be visiting my country next month, which is, very near. We met online, never met each other in real life but we've been exchanging messages well over 4 months and now we got closer thanks to my effort. Today she just messaged me in a sense that I'm kind of special to HER. This is exact quote from her "I feel comfortable talking with you in general.", "I only speak this frequently and this regularly with my real college friends". She's feeling comfortable towards me but I don't want all my efforts go into a friendzone. So I'm like, what's next? What do I do now? One time, she asked me about a nice restaurant in my town. Should I slip that into my next conversation like "Hey, I've found this nice tea place that offers English tea cake on the way back home. Do you want to check out this place when you visit here? To see if it's authentic or not (or something) Thing is, her profile on online app still says "I'm not here for looking for dates". But this could be a lie, right? Especially she seems to like me (as a friend as of NOW, of course. Later this will turn into boom-boom pow partner) Are there any advices you guys can give me on this situation?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bsbnsc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22
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