Micro Pick up lines

The best Micro pick up lines

Are you bill gates? Because whenever I look at you my micro ain’t soft anymore

If that makes sense probably not
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DannyT23
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22
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Are you Bill Gate's vaccine?

Because I wanna put a micro in you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/higher-skye
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 11
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Hey, is your name Microsoft,

Because I see you crashing at my place tonight.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anshganatra
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
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Hey girl are you Bill Gates?

Cause you make my micro soft
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/antonygrozer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 04
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Are you a word document,

Because you are making my micro soft
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/XxIi888iIxX
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29
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