Shock Pick up lines

The best Shock pick up lines

This is an original. I came up with on the spot

This was many years ago maybe 1981 or 82. I was dancing with girl at a club. She seemed nice and she did agree to dance with me. So I wanted to say something cleaver and out of nowhere, I am Like โ€œWould you ever consider having sex with a Complete Strangerโ€ she gets this puzzled look and says No! Well than allow me to introduce myself, My name is Michael and I offer her my hand. She laughed and shock my hand and gave me her name. I said now we are not strangers. She laughed again. It didnโ€™t get me laid that night, but that night lead to another date and eventually into her pants.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/CaptainFlyingsolo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 13
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Hey girl,did you sentence me to death?

Because you shock me
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PancakeKnutson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 25
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Hey girl, are you a Pikachu?

Cause you're shockingly beautiful
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/_joshi_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 17
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Girl, are you a cosmetic electrician?

Cuz you're shockingly beautiful
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/KusMaster
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 13
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