California Pick up lines

The best California pick up lines

Girl are you California?

Because you're smokin hot
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Palpatine-66
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 13
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Hey is your name California?

Because you look smoking hot to me!!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Animusprimalv
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 23
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My dick is called California

Cuz itโ€™s been burning since August ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/G0dc0mp1eX
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 14
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me and my friend both who have similar taste came up with a bunch of music related pickup lines yesterday. here are my favorites:

damn girl are you the hotel california? cause when im in you i just canโ€™t seem to leave Dang girl are you the Beatles? Cause after tonight we'll Come (cum) Together hey girl you know what weโ€™ll be doing at This Time Tomorrow? getting Kinky you must be the Beatles, cause youโ€™ve got me saying Oh Darling dang girl is this Boston, cause I think i wanna cut the Foreplay and get More to the Feeling dang girl are you Depeche Mode? Cause i'll have you crying out for your own Personal Jesus they call me the Byrds,,, but instead of Turn, Turn, Turn ill make you bend, bend, bend now you must be Third Eye Blind, cause you just got Semi-Charmed. the names ____, wanna get dinner? dang girl are you Streetlight Mannifesto? cause when i take you back to my place you'll be in a Better Place, a Better Time they call me DNCE, cause ill eat your Cake By The Ocean dang girl they must call you U2, cause there's so many things i'd like to do to you New Yearโ€™s Day dang girl are you Cake? cause i wanna Go The Distance (inside you) ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘‰
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Anxious_Masochist_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 20
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Perfect for the holidays

I live in California where it never snows, but unfortunately this line may not work for other places that do have snow. "I know California never snows, but we can still have a white Christmas if you come over tonight." Was pretty proud of myself until I got slapped.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/captainameh
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 13
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