The 58 Best Can Pickuplines - Pickuplines For All

Can I just watch this Spotify ad?

Cuz I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted listening with you.

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👤︎ u/soccerphysicsboi

📅︎ Feb 16

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I can finally cut my electric bill!

Your smile will light up every room.

👍︎ 183

👤︎ u/Rubodjbb

📅︎ Feb 18

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Girl, you can call me bill gates

Cuz this dick is Microsoft.

👍︎ 1006

👤︎ u/the-1-tru-waffle

📅︎ Jan 15

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Can you tell me where I am?

I just get so lost in your eyes.

👍︎ 394

👤︎ u/Tomorrow-Deep

📅︎ Jan 24

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I wanna call you beautiful but I can't

Cause beauty comes from the inside and I haven't been inside you yet

👍︎ 38

👤︎ u/Ok-Collection-5134

📅︎ Feb 18

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My friends bet I can't talk to the prettiest girl.

Wanna use their money to buy drinks?

👍︎ 72

👤︎ u/Chance_Dragonfruit_6

📅︎ Feb 08

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Can you be my 35, I will be your 34

Together it will be Nice!

👍︎ 1326

👤︎ u/thisandthat1997

📅︎ Nov 13

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I can’t wait until Covid is over...

So I can take off this mask and you can have your seat back.

👍︎ 73

👤︎ u/collinhill8

📅︎ Feb 12

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I lost my vibratory... can I use your tongue instead

I lost my vibrator can I use your tongue instead

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👤︎ u/Deadmeme__420

📅︎ Feb 06

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can you rate this direct message that i just used

hello would you like to talk about schrodinger's wave equation. i used this equation to determine that there's equal chances of you replying or not replying to this message, surely we will know the result once i hit the send button. that's the rule of quantum mechanics

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👤︎ u/KrustyDaBeastTv

📅︎ Feb 18

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Hey girl, can I sleep in your bed?

I shit in mine

👍︎ 27

👤︎ u/Acripplednan69

📅︎ Feb 14

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Can I measure you on a PH scale

Because you’re basic as hell

👍︎ 6

👤︎ u/CaptainStaraptor

📅︎ Feb 19

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Can I take a picture of you?

Because I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas

👍︎ 24

👤︎ u/typo-the-dog

📅︎ Feb 12

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Can I treat you like a snowstorm?

I'll give you 5-8 inches and make it midly incoveinient for you to walk.

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👤︎ u/Matijaa_

📅︎ Jan 31

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Can I show you to class?

Oh, nevermind, you already have it.

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👤︎ u/HUNTERBlDEN

📅︎ Feb 12

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Can you help me with this problem? X + U = 25.

I think X must be 15 coz U sure are a 10.

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👤︎ u/piyush3218

📅︎ Oct 08

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Me: Hey I can't find something in the shop, can you help

Them: Yeah sure, what are you looking for? Me: Your number

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👤︎ u/Prephem

📅︎ Feb 13

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Hey can you tell me in which direction north is?

Cause i have lost my sense of direction after seeing you.

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👤︎ u/sunridersurya

📅︎ Jan 28

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Can I call you my sin(π) 🥺👉👈?

Cos you mean Nothing to me 🙃

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👤︎ u/nanofatty22

📅︎ Dec 22

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Can I hug you and shove my hands in your hoodie's front pocket

Please

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👤︎ u/Palpatine-66

📅︎ Jan 21

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You can fall from the sky you can fall from a tree but the best why to fall

Is to fall in love with me

👍︎ 1016

👤︎ u/dj-crumpet-extream

📅︎ Oct 30

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Can you help me solve 9x - 7i> 3 (3x -7u)?

The answer is "i <3 u", use that's s you will ;)

👍︎ 156

👤︎ u/tinfoilpaper

📅︎ Nov 27

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You can’t spell “quarantine” without

U R A Q T ;)

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👤︎ u/k455i

📅︎ Jan 26

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Can i be your matress?

Because i want you on top of me.

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👤︎ u/MarsupialDifficult72

📅︎ Jan 02

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If we play among us can I be the impostor?

Because I want to take you out

👍︎ 1928

👤︎ u/wrongareyou

📅︎ Oct 06

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You can be the lamp and I can be the I

In my Pixar movie

👍︎ 29

👤︎ u/defkalion1

📅︎ Jan 20

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I can craft pretty well

So does that make you mine?

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👤︎ u/generichumanidk

📅︎ Feb 02

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Can u lend me some kisses and hugs?

I'll return them with 100% interest.

👍︎ 184

👤︎ u/smlov

📅︎ Jan 04

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I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

* Day 344

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👤︎ u/suyashve

📅︎ Jan 21

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Hey girl I can't wait to see you at the BBQ.

Girl: what BBQ? Me: the 1 where I slap my meat on your grill.

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👤︎ u/killabru

📅︎ Jan 07

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Are you the Skip Ad button?

Because I can't wait to smash you real hard.

👍︎ 1140

👤︎ u/Complete_Nectarine30

📅︎ Feb 09

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You're depressed, I'm depressed

Can I suislide in your dms?

👍︎ 1359

👤︎ u/MockJoke

📅︎ Jan 31

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I'd like to eat breakfast with you.

Can I invite you to dinner?

👍︎ 1458

👤︎ u/Nussifabian

📅︎ Jan 29

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Omg babe I got something in my eye can you see it.

Oh it’s just you.

👍︎ 22

👤︎ u/arutprakash

📅︎ Jan 13

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Hey, next time you masturbate...

Can you use my hand?

👍︎ 958

👤︎ u/genxdude

📅︎ Feb 10

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Roses are red violets are blue

The FBI wants my penis can I hide it inside you

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👤︎ u/dj-crumpet-extream

📅︎ Feb 05

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Roses are red, I can show you your true worth

You’re like the Snapple slogan: “Made from the best stuff on Earth!”

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👤︎ u/thebcruz

📅︎ Dec 30

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Can I borrow your picture?

To show Santa what I want for Christmas

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👤︎ u/khalidpro2

📅︎ Nov 29

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I ejaculated on my pants can I ejaculate in your ass?

Numbah 1 pick up line

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👤︎ u/Baba_Booey69

📅︎ Jan 06

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Hey girl, can I give u a nickname

You're charles

👍︎ 29

👤︎ u/piklejooce

📅︎ Nov 09

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You can’t spell menu without

(Me n U) so what’s up baby girl, you hungry?

👍︎ 20

👤︎ u/Dunky02

📅︎ Jan 04

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Are you my suicidal thoughts?

Because I can’t stop thinking of you.

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👤︎ u/nousernamesbeleft

📅︎ Jan 16

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I can't hold a Conversation but...

I'll hold your hand

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👤︎ u/zlogonjepissa

📅︎ Aug 15

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I can eat yogurt without a spoon

She said “wow impressive” and I don’t know how to respond.

👍︎ 16

👤︎ u/rasheme-allergi

📅︎ Dec 01

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Hey girl, you can tell your folks we met at the fabric store...

...because I am totally boyfriend material.

👍︎ 86

👤︎ u/markstache

📅︎ Nov 07

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Can I have a picture of you?

Because I want to show Santa what I want this year

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👤︎ u/S1L3NT_K1LL3R

📅︎ Dec 07

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Can I take a picture of you real quick?

I gotta show Santa what I want for Christmas

👍︎ 145

👤︎ u/Squibbtheboop

📅︎ Dec 05

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Can I ask you for a favor?

"I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?" This actually just worked lol

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👤︎ u/NatewiseGamgee

📅︎ Jun 22

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Did you know that a person can’t invent a new face while dreaming.

So thank you for giving me something beautiful to dream about tonight.

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👤︎ u/blazedarkswrod

📅︎ Jul 22

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Can I tie your shoelaces?

Cause I don’t want you falling for someone else.

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👤︎ u/YeetKay

📅︎ Jun 21

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Can you tell that I like you or should I make it more obvious?

Just worked

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👤︎ u/BigBoiBrandonn

📅︎ Jun 23

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hey girl can I have a pic of you?

cuz i want to show Santa what i want for Christmas

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👤︎ u/Maxwell_220v

📅︎ Dec 03

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You can call me Alice

Because I want to explore your wonderland

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👤︎ u/xEyesofEternityx

📅︎ Jun 17

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Hey girl, can you be my girlfriend this holiday?

I don’t want snow to be the only thing I’m plowing all month long Edit: forgot the word “want”

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👤︎ u/Gavanthino

📅︎ Nov 04

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Hey girl, can I call you "rocky soil"?

Because I want to plow you until you're ready for my seed.

👍︎ 24

👤︎ u/OneQuadrillionOwls

📅︎ Nov 10

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Given we can’t go out to eat

I was thinking I should eat you out

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👤︎ u/bigt1920

📅︎ Dec 01

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I can talk to the moon all night.

It can tell me about the sun and I will tell him about you.

👍︎ 12

👤︎ u/waah_modiji_wah

📅︎ Dec 19

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Girl, are you Gorilla Glue?

Cause I can’t get you out of my head.

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👤︎ u/lilsquiishy

📅︎ Feb 16

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Can I just watch this Spotify ad?

I can finally cut my electric bill!

Girl, you can call me bill gates

Can you tell me where I am?

I wanna call you beautiful but I can't

My friends bet I can't talk to the prettiest girl.

Can you be my 35, I will be your 34

I can’t wait until Covid is over...

I lost my vibratory... can I use your tongue instead

can you rate this direct message that i just used

Hey girl, can I sleep in your bed?

Can I measure you on a PH scale

Can I take a picture of you?

Can I treat you like a snowstorm?

Can I show you to class?

Can you help me with this problem? X + U = 25.

Me: Hey I can't find something in the shop, can you help

Hey can you tell me in which direction north is?

Can I call you my sin(π) 🥺👉👈?

Can I hug you and shove my hands in your hoodie's front pocket

You can fall from the sky you can fall from a tree but the best why to fall

Can you help me solve 9x - 7i> 3 (3x -7u)?

You can’t spell “quarantine” without

Can i be your matress?

If we play among us can I be the impostor?

You can be the lamp and I can be the I

I can craft pretty well

Can u lend me some kisses and hugs?

I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

Hey girl I can't wait to see you at the BBQ.

Are you the Skip Ad button?

You're depressed, I'm depressed

I'd like to eat breakfast with you.

Omg babe I got something in my eye can you see it.

Hey, next time you masturbate...

Roses are red violets are blue

Roses are red, I can show you your true worth

Can I borrow your picture?

I ejaculated on my pants can I ejaculate in your ass?

Hey girl, can I give u a nickname

You can’t spell menu without

Are you my suicidal thoughts?

I can't hold a Conversation but...

I can eat yogurt without a spoon

Hey girl, you can tell your folks we met at the fabric store...

Can I have a picture of you?

Can I take a picture of you real quick?

Can I ask you for a favor?

Did you know that a person can’t invent a new face while dreaming.

Can I tie your shoelaces?

Can you tell that I like you or should I make it more obvious?

hey girl can I have a pic of you?

You can call me Alice

Hey girl, can you be my girlfriend this holiday?

Hey girl, can I call you "rocky soil"?

Given we can’t go out to eat

I can talk to the moon all night.

Girl, are you Gorilla Glue?

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