Toilet Pick up lines

The best Toilet pick up lines

I don't know of many toilet seats...

But I do know your toilet seat is the luckiest toilet seat in the world
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RRnn97
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
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Hey girl are you toilet paper?

Cuz I wanna use you and throw you away
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sweetsatanlove
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23
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Are you toilet paper?

Because I want to impale you on my neighbor's trees this Halloween.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Leboy2Point0
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 20
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Damn, are you a toilet?

Because I wanna shit in your mouth and watch you swallow it.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Clumsy24
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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Are you a roll of toilet paper?

Cause everybody is fighting for you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kikii_mott
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 10
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Baby, do you need toilet paper?

Because I could be your Prince Charmin.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LTenaciouSD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 30
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Do you need toilet paper?

Cause I wanna be your Prince Charmin.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cassshea1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 30
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I don’t get why girls are stocking up on toilet paper

When they can literally sit in my face for freeπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/solm42168
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17
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Hey Girl, do you need toilet paper?

Because I can be your Prince Charmin
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ZamericaZ
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17
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Want you more than toilet-paper

Roses are red Introverts would like the quarantine Hey honey Be my valentine? (Please tell me the pronunciation is "kwaren-tyn")
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/YOU_TUBE_PERSON
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16
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Are you a toilet in a burning church?

Because holy shit you’re hot!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OLD_stickyGummybear
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17
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Baby you are like toilet paper.

I wish you can last forever
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/abdul909
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20
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Are you toilet paper?

Cause I can’t get enough of you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheRetardedRedditor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 31
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Damn, girl are you toilet paper?

Because I need all of you for absolutely no reason.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Brussington
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25
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Are you a toilet plunger?

Because your always bringing old shit back up
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Redblackberry
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19
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Are you toilet paper?

Cuz your exactly what I need Edit: alternate line: cuz I see you then your gone
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tyolmedo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 30
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I’ve run out of toilet paper

Can I use you instead
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Professor_Voodoo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16
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I wish I was toilet paper

I wish I was toilet paper cuz then I could touch your butt
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iwantfoodrn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28
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When we sit on the toilet at the same time, we create a long tube that connects your mouth to mine

We could also skip the tube and make a direct connection.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rienik
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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I wish I was a toilet

"Why?" That way you could sit on me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/josephkyle26
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14
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Your eyes are so beautifully blue!

Just like my toilet cleaner
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nugget-Guzzler
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 24
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Dang girl, are you my ballsack hair

Because I want to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes, and stare at you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/joeyburnham
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 04
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Damn girl, are you coronavirus?

Cause you got me using more toilet paper ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/4L3Xvids
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26
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I wish I was a piece of toilet paper..

So I could touch your butt.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The_Majestic_Banana
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25
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Roses are red, violets are violet

I'd like to use your mouth as a toilet.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shyamsung420
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16
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Make sure you have toilet paper.

Buy this toilet paper and it won't be the only thing wiping your ass tonight
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheBellaBubbles
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27
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Hey girl, are you a toilet?

Because you're full of crap.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/elevy1414
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14
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Girl did you know I'm actually a rat

Cuz I wanna climb up your toilet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shredAJ
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 14
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'If I had the monopoly on you, I'd be sent straight to jail' and more awful ones I thought of... (If any of these have been done before, I didnt re do them consciously)

'Do you believe in love at first sight?, how bout in a van in the dark' 'looks like you're bored, well I'm game' 'I can take you to a place where clothes are 100% off' 'It must be dark in here because I wanna bump uglies' 'Girl you must be illegal, coz my parole officer says I need to stop following you' 'If beauty was a drug, I would be sniffing you all night long' 'If you were a pageant queen, you would be Miss'd the last bus' 'Girl you must be tired, coz running in duct tape is hard' 'Do you believe in love at first sight? how bout in a van in the dark' 'Your face is like a toilet, it makes me flush'
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smokyjoe123
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13
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