Can Pick up lines

The best Can pick up lines

Can I just watch this Spotify ad?

Cuz I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted listening with you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/soccerphysicsboi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
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I can finally cut my electric bill!

Your smile will light up every room.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rubodjbb
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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Girl, you can call me bill gates

Cuz this dick is Microsoft.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/the-1-tru-waffle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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Can you tell me where I am?

I just get so lost in your eyes.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tomorrow-Deep
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24
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I wanna call you beautiful but I can't

Cause beauty comes from the inside and I haven't been inside you yet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ok-Collection-5134
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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My friends bet I can't talk to the prettiest girl.

Wanna use their money to buy drinks?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chance_Dragonfruit_6
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08
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Can you be my 35, I will be your 34

Together it will be Nice!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thisandthat1997
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13
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I can’t wait until Covid is over...

So I can take off this mask and you can have your seat back.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/collinhill8
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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I lost my vibratory... can I use your tongue instead

I lost my vibrator can I use your tongue instead
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Deadmeme__420
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06
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can you rate this direct message that i just used

hello would you like to talk about schrodinger's wave equation. i used this equation to determine that there's equal chances of you replying or not replying to this message, surely we will know the result once i hit the send button. that's the rule of quantum mechanics
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KrustyDaBeastTv
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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Hey girl, can I sleep in your bed?

I shit in mine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Acripplednan69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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Can I measure you on a PH scale

Because you’re basic as hell
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CaptainStaraptor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19
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Can I take a picture of you?

Because I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/typo-the-dog
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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Can I treat you like a snowstorm?

I'll give you 5-8 inches and make it midly incoveinient for you to walk.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Matijaa_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31
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Can I show you to class?

Oh, nevermind, you already have it.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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Can you help me with this problem? X + U = 25.

I think X must be 15 coz U sure are a 10.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/piyush3218
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 08
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Me: Hey I can't find something in the shop, can you help

Them: Yeah sure, what are you looking for? Me: Your number
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Prephem
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13
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Hey can you tell me in which direction north is?

Cause i have lost my sense of direction after seeing you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sunridersurya
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28
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Can I call you my sin(Ο€) πŸ₯ΊπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ?

Cos you mean Nothing to me πŸ™ƒ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nanofatty22
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 22
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Can I hug you and shove my hands in your hoodie's front pocket

πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Palpatine-66
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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You can fall from the sky you can fall from a tree but the best why to fall

Is to fall in love with me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dj-crumpet-extream
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30
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Can you help me solve 9x - 7i> 3 (3x -7u)?

The answer is "i <3 u", use that's s you will ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tinfoilpaper
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27
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You can’t spell β€œquarantine” without

U R A Q T ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/k455i
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26
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Can i be your matress?

Because i want you on top of me.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MarsupialDifficult72
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 02
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If we play among us can I be the impostor?

Because I want to take you out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wrongareyou
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 06
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You can be the lamp and I can be the I

In my Pixar movie
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/defkalion1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 20
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I can craft pretty well

So does that make you mine?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/generichumanidk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 02
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Can u lend me some kisses and hugs?

I'll return them with 100% interest.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smlov
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04
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I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

* Day 344
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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Hey girl I can't wait to see you at the BBQ.

Girl: what BBQ? Me: the 1 where I slap my meat on your grill.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/killabru
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07
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Are you the Skip Ad button?

Because I can't wait to smash you real hard.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Complete_Nectarine30
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 09
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You're depressed, I'm depressed

Can I suislide in your dms?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MockJoke
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31
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I'd like to eat breakfast with you.

Can I invite you to dinner?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nussifabian
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29
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Omg babe I got something in my eye can you see it.

Oh it’s just you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/arutprakash
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13
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Hey, next time you masturbate...

Can you use my hand?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/genxdude
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10
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Roses are red violets are blue

The FBI wants my penis can I hide it inside you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dj-crumpet-extream
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05
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Roses are red, I can show you your true worth

You’re like the Snapple slogan: β€œMade from the best stuff on Earth!”
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thebcruz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30
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Can I borrow your picture?

To show Santa what I want for Christmas
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/khalidpro2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29
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I ejaculated on my pants can I ejaculate in your ass?

Numbah 1 pick up line
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Baba_Booey69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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Hey girl, can I give u a nickname

You're charles
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/piklejooce
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09
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You can’t spell menu without

(Me n U) so what’s up baby girl, you hungry?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dunky02
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04
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Are you my suicidal thoughts?

Because I can’t stop thinking of you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nousernamesbeleft
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16
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I can't hold a Conversation but...

I'll hold your hand
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zlogonjepissa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 15
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I can eat yogurt without a spoon

She said β€œwow impressive” and I don’t know how to respond.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rasheme-allergi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01
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Hey girl, you can tell your folks we met at the fabric store...

...because I am totally boyfriend material.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/markstache
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07
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Can I have a picture of you?

Because I want to show Santa what I want this year
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/S1L3NT_K1LL3R
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07
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Can I take a picture of you real quick?

I gotta show Santa what I want for Christmas
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Squibbtheboop
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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Can I ask you for a favor?

"I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?" This actually just worked lol
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NatewiseGamgee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22
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Did you know that a person can’t invent a new face while dreaming.

So thank you for giving me something beautiful to dream about tonight.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/blazedarkswrod
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22
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Can I tie your shoelaces?

Cause I don’t want you falling for someone else.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/YeetKay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 21
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Can you tell that I like you or should I make it more obvious?

Just worked
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BigBoiBrandonn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 23
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hey girl can I have a pic of you?

cuz i want to show Santa what i want for Christmas
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Maxwell_220v
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03
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You can call me Alice

Because I want to explore your wonderland
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xEyesofEternityx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17
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Hey girl, can you be my girlfriend this holiday?

I don’t want snow to be the only thing I’m plowing all month long Edit: forgot the word β€œwant”
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Gavanthino
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04
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Hey girl, can I call you "rocky soil"?

Because I want to plow you until you're ready for my seed.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10
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Given we can’t go out to eat

I was thinking I should eat you out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bigt1920
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01
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I can talk to the moon all night.

It can tell me about the sun and I will tell him about you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/waah_modiji_wah
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19
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Girl, are you Gorilla Glue?

Cause I can’t get you out of my head.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lilsquiishy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
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