Case Pick up lines

The best Case pick up lines

Are you the worst possible case of Covid?

Because your curves are looking anything but straight
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tristenbledsoe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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hey girl, are you an rtx 3090 inside an nzxt case

because you're hot
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/soviet_unicorn69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21
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Hey girl are you the number of Corona virus cases?

Cause I want you to go down
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/YYHSNsk06
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09
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How about you catch a case of the feels instead of a case of corona?

πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Its_not_AB
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18
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When you dont know how to start a conversation

I usually start with a pick up line, but in this case, you left me speechless
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IRerth
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 23
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Hey girl, are you a case?

Because I’ll definitely catch it
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Vxenna
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29
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I’ve heard cars match the owner’s personality.

I guess that’s true in my case because my back seats go down and so do I
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SlickNick74
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10
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Can i have your number?

in case you leave something in my house tonight
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Excalibur_God
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22
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What’s the similarity and difference between you and a pillow?

The similarity is that I wanna see you both in my bed, the difference is that I wanna see you without your case
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lemoonpai
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 10
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Hey baby, are you a doctor?

Cuz I got a bad case of the Horny
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tyray-T-rex
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 08
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hey girl are you 2^4 = 4^2?

because you sure are one hell of a special case
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zimir_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 29
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Hey baby, are you a computer case?

Because you seem like you were built to put parts inside you.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24
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Help requested I’m programmer, she is tester

Hello! I need your help, as I’m running out of pickuplines after few weeks. In case someone is in same situation - my last one was - I came with t shirt with bug print on it and I said this t shirt is the bug we need to remove, any other ideas?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sauliusonis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 04
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Do you think guys think with their dicks?

(Girl says yes) In that case, would you please blow my mind?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Adv28
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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Eyyy girl, you like alphas?

Because I'm really buggy and require a lot of maintenance and long term work to uncover my full potential, and in many cases will never be truly finished
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pokemaster131
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16
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Do you like murder mysteries...

because I’ve been a suspect in 4 murder cases.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KM-Lim
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11
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Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim. Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper. Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two. Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Deathsmith8
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 21
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Hey, are you sunlight?

Because I'm having a bad case of heliophillia right now.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dystopiafetishist
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 05
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