Novel Pick up lines

The best Novel pick up lines

Are you a Stephen King novel?

Because you thick as hell and scare the shit out of me
👤︎ u/madqubit
📅︎ Nov 13
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Are you the projected spread of novel coronavirus in the United States?

Cause your curves are anything but flat.
👤︎ u/CranberryKidney
📅︎ Mar 17
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Hey girl, are you the novel coronavirus?

Because you take my breath away.
👤︎ u/HornyLogician
📅︎ May 30
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Are you the novel coronavirus?

Because your smile is contagious <3
👤︎ u/redhotcheetos2
📅︎ Feb 18
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