Button Pick up lines

The best Button pick up lines

Are you the Skip Ad button?

Because I can't wait to smash you real hard.
📅︎ Feb 09
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I wish you were the skip ad button

So I could smash it over and over
📅︎ Feb 20
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Hey girl are you a Report Button?

Because I always touch you
👤︎ u/FintTheBoss
📅︎ Jan 10
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Damn is your ass a YouTube skip ad button?

Becasue I want to smack it
📅︎ Oct 05
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can you rate this direct message that i just used

hello would you like to talk about schrodinger's wave equation. i used this equation to determine that there's equal chances of you replying or not replying to this message, surely we will know the result once i hit the send button. that's the rule of quantum mechanics
📅︎ Feb 18
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Are you the like button on PewDiePie's wedding video?

Because I want to smash you.
👤︎ u/1tzLenny
📅︎ Aug 28
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Are you the like button

Because I wanna smash
📅︎ Feb 18
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Do you think im a tv remote?

Cause you're pressing all my buttons
👤︎ u/H3DG3Z
📅︎ Dec 03
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I'd smash you like the "Like" button on YouTube...

Maybe we could subscribe?
👤︎ u/good_oleboi
📅︎ Sep 20
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Are you my power button?

Because you turn me on!
📅︎ Jun 25
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Are you an alarm clock?

Because I want to push your buttons until you finally give up.
👤︎ u/Tylertt2018
📅︎ Aug 06
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If you said you were a button I’d trust you

Because your button believable
👤︎ u/eyeCmoney
📅︎ Jul 09
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Are you the snooze button?

Cause I’d like to hit it multiple times then go back to sleep.
👤︎ u/Corbinv7
📅︎ Nov 06
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Ever had your belly button licked?

Ever had your belly button licked? ……. from the inside?
👤︎ u/watashi199
📅︎ Sep 26
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I'm gonna tickle your belly button...

From the inside.
👤︎ u/64anco8
📅︎ Oct 15
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Hey girl, you wanna go out in public with me some time?

Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me. We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life. Ok so, pick you up around 5?
👤︎ u/muckrak3r
📅︎ Feb 20
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I wanna kiss your lips.......

.......And work my way up to your belly button
👤︎ u/King-Azrael
📅︎ Jan 03
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"If you had a 'like' button, i would click it"

This just popped into my head. I've had a girlfriend for over a year. The brain does weird things...
👤︎ u/Ashaar
📅︎ Oct 02
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First, I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips...

then, I’ll move up to your belly button.
👤︎ u/TheJKMan
📅︎ Sep 15
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he said "if you get what i mean" but i, in fact, do not get what he means

we'd been going back and forth with bad self decpreciating pick up lines on tinder for 2 or 3 days now, he said "i'd smash that mf 'turn off alarm' button if you catch my drift" but i do not catch his drift... is this a suicide joke (because like literally same)? is this a joke about turning off his alarm in the morning? i don't get it :-( does anyone know what he means, or at least have a good self deprecating pick up line i could use?
👤︎ u/sad_dadclub
📅︎ Mar 23
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