Cell Pick up lines

The best Cell pick up lines

Hey girl are you a cancer cell?

Cuz each day passing you grow more and more in my heart
👤︎ u/TrappyBoi19
📅︎ Dec 23
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Are you a red blood cell?

Because you take the oxygen from my lungs and bring it to my heart :)
👤︎ u/blazedragon578
📅︎ Dec 29
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Are you a prison cell?

Cause i want to be stuck in you forever
👤︎ u/Akoskerekes
📅︎ Nov 07
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You know what are my last two brain cells are doing

their confused because they can't understand how cute you are
👤︎ u/toasterinmyass
📅︎ Jul 03
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I think there's something wrong with my cell phone?

It doesn't have your number in it.
👤︎ u/Snoo_108
📅︎ Sep 17
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Are you my cardiac muscle cells?

Because you're always in my heart
👤︎ u/MtxJosh
📅︎ Nov 15
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Girl, do you have cell phone in your back pocket?

Bcoz dat ass is calling me!!
👤︎ u/Jaadu07
📅︎ Dec 28
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I want you to decribe you cell number to me.

But u can only use digits
👤︎ u/rawxxiv
📅︎ Jan 23
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Hey girl, are you a cell phone.

Because I just want to look at you all night long.
👤︎ u/bye10
📅︎ Jun 26
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Hey, are you Supergirl?

Because your cells seem to have absorbed all the radiation from the sun so you seem hot !
👤︎ u/venkyngsmn
📅︎ Nov 17
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Girl are you a cell going through cytokinesis?

Cuz I’d really like to see that cleavage [furrow]
👤︎ u/AlameenAlajeely
📅︎ Nov 11
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Are you a spreadsheet?

Cause I would merge cells with you on this table
👤︎ u/Sini_jinej
📅︎ Apr 12
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Do you have Leukemia?

Because I would donate my white cells to you
👤︎ u/LaborinjoRt
📅︎ May 18
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Are you the Mitochondria?

Cuz you’re the powerhouse of my cell.
👤︎ u/AZtralStaR
📅︎ Nov 20
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