Prison Pick up lines

The best Prison pick up lines

Is your dad in prison?

Because if i were your dad i would be in prison
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/THE_RECRU1T
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 28
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are you tayk cuz im a prison

and i want you for 50 years
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/_jesuschristofnofap_
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 25
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I better start practicing my prison photos

Because I'm about to steal your heart
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/sgrl2494
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 09
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Is your heart a prison?

Cause I would like to be sentenced for life.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/suyashve
šŸ“…ļøŽ Sep 27
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Are you a prison cell?

Cause i want to be stuck in you forever
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Akoskerekes
šŸ“…ļøŽ Nov 07
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Is your dad in prison?

Because if I was your dad, I'd be in prison
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/TheDarkTomato69420
šŸ“…ļøŽ Sep 16
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Is your father in prison?

Because if I was your father I would be in prison
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/RyanHermann
šŸ“…ļøŽ May 26
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Is your dad in prison?

Because if I was your dad, I'd be in prison.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/son_of_a_bean
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 13
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Hey is your dad in prison?

Cause if I was your dad Iā€™d sure be in prison
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Armandsss
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 20
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Is your dad in prison?

You : is your dad in prison ? Them : no You : if I was your dad I would be in prison Them : why ? You : because Iā€™d touch you
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Nuggb123
šŸ“…ļøŽ Oct 03
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Hey girl, is your dad in prison?

'Cause if I was your dad, I'd definitely go to prison.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Thefuntrueking
šŸ“…ļøŽ Sep 26
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Hey Girl, if i were in prison

Hey Girl, if i were in prison and you were dropped soap id still be trying to pick you up.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/smeowsred
šŸ“…ļøŽ May 11
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If we were in prison together

I'd definitely drop the soap ;)
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/pikachuIsMyFurrybae
šŸ“…ļøŽ Aug 30
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From 1 to 10, you are 8

And i will go to prison after i put my cock in you
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/DogeSk15
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jul 10
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Is your father in prison?

Cause if I were your father, I'd be in prison.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/kovr
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jun 12
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Is stealing a crime,?

Yes? Then why aren't you in prison for stealing my heart
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/resu_suomynonA
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jul 18
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this one has raked me up an impressive number of slaps...

Is your dad in prison? "no, why?" If I was your dad I'd be in prison.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/brogississippi
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 05
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