Choke Pick up lines

The best Choke pick up lines

They say guys who choke girls while kissing them go to heaven.

Wanna be my ticket to heaven?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/M01n786
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 02
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Do you know the difference between choking and strangling?

You’re choked by something in your throat, and strangled by something around your throat. I can do both if you’re interested.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SharpestofCheddars
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24
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Call me coronavirus because this dick gunna make you choke all night.

I'm so proud I thought of this.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CjSmh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 08
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Are you a Vietnam war veteran?

Because I want you to break out in a cold sweat and choke me in the middle of the night
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/darling_23
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17
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Hey Handsome, Are you a Rope??

Cause I want you to choke me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChickensAreGeese
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29
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You remind me of the rope I want to kill myself with?

1) because I want you around my neck untill the end of time 2) Because I want you to choke me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/naamoos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 27
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Are your thighs a cop?

Cuz I want them to choke me.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/theCraigmobile
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 05
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hey girl are you a noose?

Cause I want you to choke me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/petergriffinfricken
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13
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I wish i was Delhi's air

Cause that way i'd be able to choke you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kvothe5699
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06
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Hey girl, you wanna go out in public with me some time?

Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me. We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life. Ok so, pick you up around 5?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/muckrak3r
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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(EDGE ALERT) Are you a noose?

Cause I want you to choke me tonight
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/llama0llama
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05
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Are you Jeffrey Epstein?

Because I wanna choke you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/brynjaminge
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31
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Girl are you a carbureted engine

Cause imma choke you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/eqc_22
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14
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