Could Pick up lines

The best Could pick up lines

If I could rearrange the alphabet

I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together
📅︎ Feb 02
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If i could change anything in english...

I would make "you" become "mine"
👤︎ u/Hoper_21
📅︎ Feb 12
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Girl I don’t know what could ruin my life faster

You or heroin
👤︎ u/trentonespn
📅︎ Feb 05
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Are you a sea lion? Because I could sea you lion in my bed tonight

(for anyone who doesn't get it: see you laying*)
📅︎ Dec 03
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You know who you could be for Halloween?

My girlfriend.
👤︎ u/EarthLaser
📅︎ Oct 31
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Baby If I could rearrange the Alphabet

I would put your D inside my V.
📅︎ Nov 18
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say “I don’t know what to say when I approach a woman,” so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The “value” you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must “hook” her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say “Hey, you look fucking amazing” or “Hey you look fucking hot” or “Hey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etc…” or “I fucking love your energy and aura.” If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with “What’s your name” or something like “You are hot, but are you nice/cool/etc…?” If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like “You look like you are having the most fun of any person here” or “Damn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonight” or “Thanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.” I can already hear you dorks squealing “you can’t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etc…” Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. “Hi, my name is X. What’s yours?” This is good for more formal situations where you can’t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with “Hey, how are you?” or “What’s going on with you?” or “Hey, what’s up?” Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say “Hey I’m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.” If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: “Sorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.” If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say “you are too hot for these guys you are with.” If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. “So, what’s your deal?” (with a sly grin) “Congratulations, what’s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?” If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. “Where were you before this?” or “What have you been up to tonight?” “What did you do today?” (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). “What brings you here tonight?” “Have you been here before?” “Are you having a fun night?” “How do you guys know each other?” (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with “hey my name is” your second line can be “you look fucking hot.” If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesn’t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and “conquer” the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what ‘the best’ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say “these are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.” You are right – you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no “wrong” answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to “win” or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches people’s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etc… **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like “what is your favorite movie or album”? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy – if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
👤︎ u/Woujo
📅︎ Dec 22
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If looks could kill...

You’d be Hitler by now.
📅︎ Aug 18
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Are you good at algebra?

Could you replace my 'X' without asking 'Y'
👤︎ u/Dtr_1555
📅︎ Dec 28
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If looks could kill...

You'd be drop-dead gorgeous
👤︎ u/Esnardoo
📅︎ Aug 30
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Excuse me, could you hold this for me for a second?

::points to penis::
📅︎ Oct 09
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Hey girl, are you my homework?

Because you're probably really really good for me and it would be a good idea for me to try and persue you in hopes of self improvement but I'm just lying here thinking about it instead of actually fucking doing anything about it and it's making me feel horrible about myself. Perhaps I don't even deserve the benefits and emotional confidence I'd have earned from you had I just engaged and tried to be a better person. I'm going to die alone, dreaming of the life I could have had, had I just learned to act, rather than dream. Also uhhh because I should be slamming you on my desk and doing you all night hehehehehehehehehe. You don't have to answer. Good Night
👤︎ u/Pheww_
📅︎ Jan 18
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Do you want 12 inches of dick tonight

Because we could have sex 4 times tonight
👤︎ u/crackit_boi
📅︎ Feb 11
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I feel like we could make some really cute kids

wanna practice?
📅︎ Sep 18
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i could ride you as good as i ride a bike...

...i do freestyle (idk if this is a pick up line tbh)
👤︎ u/7DeniD
📅︎ Sep 19
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You are smart, beautiful, kind, and caring. You check all my boxes.

So I can I check your box? Edit Insert any compliments at the start. Also only do this after a rapport has been established or it could be dreadful.
📅︎ Feb 19
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Know what I’d do if I could rearrange the alphabet ?

I’d put the D in U
📅︎ Jul 31
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I wish i could take you to the cinema

but hot snacks from outside are not allowed
📅︎ Jun 22
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I wish you were my teeth

so i could grind you all night long
📅︎ Feb 06
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I wish you were the skip ad button

So I could smash it over and over
📅︎ Feb 20
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Could you be my papa?

In my johns?
📅︎ Sep 14
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Hey girl are are you a charge?

'cause I could be the electron you ride.
📅︎ Feb 17
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Wanna reenact the superbowl?

You could be the referee, I could be the Kansas City Chiefs, and you could totally fuck me.
📅︎ Feb 08
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You remind me of the 20 letters in the alphabet

Her: But there’s 26 letters in the alphabet. Me: Oh, how could I forget U R A Q T. Her: Wait, that’s only 25 letters!? Me: Excuse me, but you can get that D later.
📅︎ Feb 12
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I want to be your tear drop

So I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks and die on your lips.
📅︎ Feb 08
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She asked if I wanna have a threemsome...

So the obvious answer is yes, I do. But here's the back story: Back in August, I slid into this girl's DMs. We exchanged a couple playful messages and that was that. I hit her back up again in September just to keep things warm. Then in October I asked, "are you almost ready?" She said, "for what?" I said, "our coffee date." She replied, "I might be ready by December lmao." She could've said that because maybe she had shit going on at the time or if she wasn't interested maybe think I'd forget about her by then. Well, I almost did lol and then I remembered today so I hit her up and said, "Since I'm nice I gave you a little extra time. You ready now?" However, she replied with "wanna have a threemsome with my future gf?" Keep in mind, we hadn't talked since October and it was about a coffee date, we don't follow each other and this was her reply. Now 9 times outta 10 if a girl asked this I'd suspect it to be some simp test or her being bored and just fucking with me with no intention of actually...fucking with me. But right when she sent this message she also looked at my profile and liked a recent (shirtless) photo of me which I don't think a girl with zero interest would do. But at the same time even girls with interest don't straight up ask if you wanna have sex, let alone a threemsome with a "future" gf? Futures gf? Which that's a whole other mindfuck. So I guess the question is, how do I respond with being open to it if it's the 1 out of 10 times she's serious about it, but also not come across as a needy simp to the effect of "omg I would love to!"
👤︎ u/aquariex24
📅︎ Jan 14
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Hey, do you like communism?

Cause we could share a bed.
👤︎ u/idrisitogs
📅︎ Oct 17
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You look like you could use some drugs.....

Buttttttt they are illegal. So let's go with me instead"
📅︎ Jun 25
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Hey, Could you take me to the doctors?

Because I accidentally broke my leg falling for you.
👤︎ u/levfy
📅︎ Jul 19
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I just got out of a toxic relationship with a girl that looked like Natalie Portman.

Could I use your V for Vendetta?
📅︎ Jan 23
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If you are single in ten years and I’m single in ten years, do you think maybeeeee...

You could shoot me in the back of the head executioner style
📅︎ Dec 02
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If I had a single flower for every time I think about you,

I could walk forever in my garden.
📅︎ Jan 06
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I wanted to take you to the movies...

But I don't think I could look away from you long enough to see one.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Oct 01
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Her: I have a boyfriend!

Me: I have a Maths Test Her: ...what? Me: Oh, I thought we were both naming things we could cheat on
📅︎ Jan 17
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One For The Pokémon Fans

Are you an ether...cos you just raised my PP (You could also replace ether with anything with the same effect, a leppa berry for example)
📅︎ Jan 24
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3 Parter- Did hurt when you fell from heaven?

2. Just wondering, because it hurt when I did. 3. I could still walk straight after, you won’t be able to say the same when I’m done with you.
👤︎ u/Besval10
📅︎ Jan 24
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One scale from 1 to 10 your a 9

I am a six... We could have a lot of fun together ;)
📅︎ Dec 30
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If you and I were little frogs

We could sit on leaves together. u ever think abt that.
📅︎ Aug 31
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You could fall from the sky, you could fall from a tree

But the best way for you to fall, is in love with me
📅︎ Feb 21
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I want to be a tree ,and you to be a hurricane

So you could blow me
👤︎ u/eddy2883
📅︎ Jan 03
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Hey girl, I'm a flight attendant.

Could I interest you in some salty nuts?
👤︎ u/dibmembrane
📅︎ Dec 28
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If looks could kill, you'd be the Corona virus

So wassup ;)
📅︎ Jan 28
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Roses are red, I like to sniff paint

Girl could I please get a bite of that taint
📅︎ Dec 20
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I wish you were my pinkytoe..

So I could bang you on every furniture I came across.
👤︎ u/NotAmrit
📅︎ Nov 15
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If looks could kill you

You would be a weapon of mass destruction
👤︎ u/jainutsav
📅︎ Apr 24
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If I had a coin every time I would make out with you I could buy a bread...

... during Weimar Republic
👤︎ u/snekiter
📅︎ Mar 04
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Are you my homework? Because I could just watch a video but I really need the practice

My own take on the classic set up
👤︎ u/Ximension
📅︎ May 03
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Do you like social media?

Then why don't you go over to Myspace so I could Twitter your Yahoo until you Google all over my Facebook?
📅︎ Sep 05
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I’ve been having trouble sleeping in my bed

Could I sleep in yours?
📅︎ Dec 06
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I mean I used this one multiple times on different girls and it could be used on anyone

Hey, I just woke up and I wanted the first person I talked to, to be beautiful
📅︎ Apr 18
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I wish I could take you to the movies

But they won’t let me bring my own snack
👤︎ u/sidious256
📅︎ Apr 30
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Are you my Christmas present?

cuz I would love to unpack you. You could switch unpack to undress I guess
📅︎ Dec 21
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They say it could take as little as five seconds to fall for someone...

But don't worry, I'll catch you and won't let you down
📅︎ Apr 12
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If I could rearrange the QWERTY-keyboard

I would put U I together .. wait, never mind.
👤︎ u/agetz
📅︎ Apr 13
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I wish somebody could send my parts up to space

Ya never know, they could find my right eye in mars and my dick in uranus ;)
👤︎ u/crumbs2k12
📅︎ Mar 31
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Hey girl the only way you could get hotter is

If you were on fire
📅︎ Apr 19
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Are you a puzzle because I could be the piece you’re missing...

Or I could leave you on the table unfinished
👤︎ u/itsszeke
📅︎ Apr 21
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