Those Pick up lines

The best Those pick up lines

For those with balls of steel

Would you rather sit on a dick an eat a cake or sit on a cake and eat a dick?...... Cool, give me your number and address and I'll be round soon with a cake.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/GnireenignEesreveR69
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 07
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Roses are red, so are your lips...

You should sit on my face and wiggle those hips.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 01
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say โ€œI donโ€™t know what to say when I approach a woman,โ€ so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The โ€œvalueโ€ you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must โ€œhookโ€ her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say โ€œHey, you look fucking amazingโ€ or โ€œHey you look fucking hotโ€ or โ€œHey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etcโ€ฆโ€ or โ€œI fucking love your energy and aura.โ€ If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with โ€œWhatโ€™s your nameโ€ or something like โ€œYou are hot, but are you nice/cool/etcโ€ฆ?โ€ If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like โ€œYou look like you are having the most fun of any person hereโ€ or โ€œDamn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonightโ€ or โ€œThanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.โ€ I can already hear you dorks squealing โ€œyou canโ€™t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etcโ€ฆโ€ Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. โ€œHi, my name is X. Whatโ€™s yours?โ€ This is good for more formal situations where you canโ€™t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with โ€œHey, how are you?โ€ or โ€œWhatโ€™s going on with you?โ€ or โ€œHey, whatโ€™s up?โ€ Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say โ€œHey Iโ€™m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.โ€ If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: โ€œSorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.โ€ If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say โ€œyou are too hot for these guys you are with.โ€ If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. โ€œSo, whatโ€™s your deal?โ€ (with a sly grin) โ€œCongratulations, whatโ€™s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?โ€ If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. โ€œWhere were you before this?โ€ or โ€œWhat have you been up to tonight?โ€ โ€œWhat did you do today?โ€ (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). โ€œWhat brings you here tonight?โ€ โ€œHave you been here before?โ€ โ€œAre you having a fun night?โ€ โ€œHow do you guys know each other?โ€ (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with โ€œhey my name isโ€ your second line can be โ€œyou look fucking hot.โ€ If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesnโ€™t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and โ€œconquerโ€ the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what โ€˜the bestโ€™ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say โ€œthese are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.โ€ You are right โ€“ you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no โ€œwrongโ€ answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to โ€œwinโ€ or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches peopleโ€™s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etcโ€ฆ **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like โ€œwhat is your favorite movie or albumโ€? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy โ€“ if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Woujo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22
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Hey if i can make you giggle then can i make those cheeks jiggle

You can add "i know im ugly" at the beginning
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/supergoku003
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 25
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Are you from Greece cause I wanna Roman in those pants

I'm not sorry
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/kinkyguy01
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 23
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See those gaps between your hands

Their for mine fingers to slip in
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/buttery_potatooo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 22
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For those who have kinky partners

I ran out of tooth floss this morning and dental hygiene is important to me. Mind if I use your pubic hair?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/moel_ester
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 20
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If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.

The law of contrapositives says that we should have a baby ;) IDK if those were good, just something that my girl sent me.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Pheww_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 01
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All those things in my kitchen

but i still want to eat you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/huzaifa_amin0900
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 10
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Man those pants look hard to put on

but iโ€™m pretty sure i could pull it off ;) ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/robotchargie
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 23
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Did you get those pants on sale?

Cause theyre 100% off at my place
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/boylancl
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 04
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Damn those spreadsheets look soft as hell

Would you like to try them with me?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Bitchy_Cherry
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 09
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Those hands look bored

I got something they can work on
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/johnnykoolkid47
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 27
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Someday weโ€™ll be one of those cute old couples

Actually, youโ€™ll be the cute one, and Iโ€™ll just be the lucky one
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/lilstarlite
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 14
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This one if for those who are like "fuck life"

Them:fuck life You:dont fuck life fuck me
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Amaturatsu
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 16
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Does algebra run in your family?

Cause I can't think of any other explanation for those beautiful curves.๐Ÿ˜…
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/theHumanZimvo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 10
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Have you heard of those stereotypes about us Jews?

Itโ€™s true. It is really big
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Aperio43
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 04
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Hey did you get those pants on sale?

Because they are 100% off at my place
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/givinhi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 04
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You ought to get out of those dry clothes...

...so you can slip into something wet. This one is more for the ladies to use.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MixSaffron
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 31
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Did you buy those pants on sale?

Because at my place they'd be 100% off
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/B-man44
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 26
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Damn girl, are you the mod of r/pickuplines?

Because you should remove the comments spamming "Nice". Filling up the comments of every post. They make it harder to find actually good/funny comments. Edit : u/NicoleMary27, Notice me senpai, the nice comments have upwards of 100 downvotes, people don't likr those comments, please make a rule and enforce it to prevent these annoying comments
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/EnderbroSonny
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 17
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Are your pants made out of glass?

Because I can see myself in those ๐Ÿ˜
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/nirmaezio
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 28
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Girl are you one of those chicks in Aerosmith songs?

coz I can stay awake just to hear you breathing :)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/broaderson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 23
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Hey, handsome, are you gonna eat those fries?

Thanks. Maybe later I can come over and nibble on your sausage
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Y2KoNo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 22
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Are you one of those scam websites?

Coz you taunt with few good seconds and then start asking for credit card info!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dreamertheysay
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 29
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Hey girl do you like turnips?

Because Iโ€™d like to turn those nips ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/LongShlongo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 10
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Are those space pants?

Because your butt looks out of this world
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/LiterallyJustJackson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 31
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Her: "Those two over there are the cutest couple I've ever seen"

"Then you've never seen us together"
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TheTrainWarden
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 17
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You seem like one of those Sultan/Sultana...

Cause you conquered my heart - Day 27
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 31
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Did you get those pants on sale?

Because I see them being 100% off
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TheRealRoybot
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 25
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Those are some nice collarbones.

I just wanna put bbq in them and dip my nuggets so I can have a bit of you with every bite.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/tdidier93
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 19
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Rose's are red, violets are blue

I thank those of you who sort by new.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/psychedelic_joe11
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 17
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Did you get those pants on sale?

Why? Because at my house they would be 100% off!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/blaze021
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 04
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Roses are red, violets are blue....

.... .... Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/muurblok
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 22
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Did you get those pants on sale?

Because they're 100% off at my place
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/westcoastvideo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 13
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let me tie those shoes...

I'm not letting you fall for anyone else.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/-monkey-butts-
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 01
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Those dms look smooth

Mind if I slip and slid into them?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Bim03gaming
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 12
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Do you have a shovel?

Because Id like to bury my face in those titties
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Bretzel73
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 01
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Are those Guess jeans?

'Cause guess who wants to get into 'em
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SomeOutlandishness0
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 24
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Hey girl, are you a variable, because you can depend on me.

For those who donโ€™t get it Iโ€™m referencing variables on graphs. This will only work on smart girls tho.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Reimond06
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 23
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Hey man, are you the covid19?

Because Iโ€™m seeing nothing flat about those curves -_-
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/coldbrewdreamerrrr
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 01
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I'd love be to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips.๐Ÿ˜˜

And the ones on your face.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/lowkeyogee
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 25
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Are those space pants?

Because your Butt is out of this world! Source: Gravity Falls
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/retna246
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 08
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Damn girl you like like a cow to me,

Because I wanna get my hands all over those tiddies.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ZoraHasSpoken
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 16
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My god, those pants are skin tight!

How do you get into them?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jaysleeezy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 29
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Those curves got me feelinโ€™ like Iโ€™m Disturbed

Because I am Down With The Thickness
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Woodyard801
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 10
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Are those track marks?

Because I'd love to run a train on you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/BossHall
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 11
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Roses are red, lemons are sour

Spread those legs and gimme an hour.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/cidamgus
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 10
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Are those galaxy pants?

Because your ass is out of this world!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/noptomist
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 07
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excuse me can I know the way out ?

Cuz I m trapped in those beautiful eyes of yours
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/himidimi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 31
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Roses are red, sky is blue...

Corona kills people, but with those looks, you could too.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 30
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Are those space pants?

Because your ass is out of this world!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Kebdog2020
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 17
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For those stock market girls (really bad)

You make me feel like the DOW J, cause Iโ€™m down.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Reddragon2157
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 18
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If I had a soul, you'd be my soulmate.

Haven't tried it, but I think it would be good for those with a dark sense of humour.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/AussieMircrowave
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 09
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You're sweet as a strawberry...

Let me jump in those pants and pop your cherry
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 31
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It worked with the one

Can I dive in those eyes As it feels I'll kiss you, might As the day turn into night I feel I will win you one day One day I might
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sunridersurya
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 31
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I'll have my eyes donated when I die...

The person whoโ€™ll get them, will be the luckiest person on the planet cause those eyes saw you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 11
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Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/petergriffinfricken
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 09
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AYYE girl you got some cute jeans,

And when I mean jeans, I mean genes, those beautifully combined chromosomes
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/wolf_smh
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 06
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Girl, is your name Cloudy ?

Cuz you have a chance of getting those meatballs
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/notarapper20
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 04
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Hey girl, are you the centre of the earth?

I somehow want to relate it to her being hot or something along those lines. Any help is appreciated
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/GamEnthusiast
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 24
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Girl I love music and I loved rock

But now I just want those lips around my cock
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Argon018
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 03
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Literally the 2 best pickup lines ever

Ok boys, these are not my own invention, but rather from a Key and Peele sketch. However, I have field tested them in real life, and I do have a 100% success rate with them or variations of them. โ€œLooking at you is like looking at a mountain creek after a spring thaw, simply refreshing!โ€ AND โ€œYou ladies are smoldering, just like the sun! And just as bright too, in those dresses!โ€ Change them up a little. For example: โ€œYou are smoldering, just like the sun! And just bright too, with that smile.โ€ If you really want to, you can add in a little โ€œWhat is your secret?โ€ After initial delivery Good luck boys!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Rin_de_TongNou
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 21
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Since it's getting hotter outside

Do you want to slip out of those clothes?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Nugget-Guzzler
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 17
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Hey are you egyptian?

because i'd like to see those nefertitties.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Nir4speed
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 28
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Damn, damn, gurl! Are you a murderer?

Cuz you put the ass ass in assassin. Finish me with those killer thighs bebe plzz
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/motogucci
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 21
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Damn girl, are you Apple Maps?

Because I keep getting lost in those eyes!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/elorghestenes
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 15
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How to Accelerate your results in Game?

What are the 4 shifts you must go through? (Part 1/ 2) One of the core issues man have is: What are you thinking about when you are gaming? A lot of guys are WASTING a lot of their MENTAL RAM in what is the next step. What should I say next? What is she thinking about me? Does she like me? How can I sexualize more? One of the key things to do is to get free of all those worries. You should already assume that she likes you. This will free up some space and allow you to relax more in the interaction. The only thing that you should be concerned about is her logistics and if they are people around like friends who might cock block you. The main thought should be around what are the possibilities. What are the odds of getting her home? You should allow yourself to be in the moment and not be in state of doing something or trying to do something. This will allow you to be present and actually listen to the girl That's why many of your interactions end up not going anywhere... Get rid of that mental RAM usage! Only use the mental RAM for logistics, understand the current situation and move things forward. The rest is assumed! You should get to a point where you have a paradigm shift. You might get results with routines and stuff like that... However, You will figure out that the goal is not only the result You should be able to ENJOY THE ALL PROCESS and not seeing it as a job or something you are doing to the girl. STOP SEEING EVERYTHING AS A COMPETITION! For example when she is shit testing you and you think that you must win her over. Start seeing it more as a COLLABORATION where you and she are on the same team. You should be feeling EMPATHY and not COMPETITIVENESS. Instead as seeing other man as competition or cock blockers see them as your friends. Realise that NOBODY is against you. They are all part of YOUR TRIBE. This frame of mind will make you pretty much UNSTOPPABLE. You are NO LONGER in your interactions to WIN something. What happens is that you're just being NORMAL and not competing like everybody else The funny thing is girls start noticing you more. She will ask herself why is he not behaving like the other guys? She will be chasing you like you never seen before. When the quarantine is over go out and try this and let me know what changes did you see Btw don't miss PART 2 where im going to talk about the final and most important paradigm shift that will explode YOUR RESULTS.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/barrocasdiogo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 01
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DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR INNER BELIEFS?

This is not a process that comes in one day. This is how I went about it. One thing you must do is to be constantly learning. Watch and follow different people and coaches and try to take and adapt the information to your specific situation. You must be always questioning what they are saying donยดt just accept what they say at face value. Even experts have their own blind spots!! While I was gaming, I was following different people with different approaches, then question those approaches and take my own conclusions. So how did I shift my paradigm? I was always curious. You reinforce the paradigm you are in when you do it over and over again, and that happens because you do not question it. For me it was always about questioning. When I saw other behaviors, I asked: โ€œWhere am I doing that?" "Where am I acting like that?โ€ It is easier to watch others and see where they are fucking up but much harder to be self-aware and see where you are fucking up. Until you bring it to your awareness!! Being curious about your own mindset, your own thoughts, your own emotions. Ask โ€œwhy should I feel like this or why I assume this is normal. Is there a way to see myself that is better? I Was always questioning myself and pushing. Donยดt assume what you are doing is the right thing, and that what you are doing is the best you can do. Always question it. Is what I am doing the best thing I could be doing? What alternatives are there? What reality am I assuming to be true? For example, there is the belief that game is painful and hard. Is it really? Or is what you are doing, and your perception that gives you that idea? Maybe if you shift your perception this can help you perceive it has fun. You can see rejection has a negative outcome of the interaction. Or you can see has you are playing a video game and you went up one experience point in your journey and your character is becoming stronger each interaction you go in. Instead of just thinking what โ€œdid I do wrong. I am so stupidโ€. You can think โ€œwhat was fun in this interaction?โ€ Shifting your perception can help you change your beliefs about yourself and what you are doing. Are you always questioning yourself: โ€œWHY AM I DOING THIS?โ€ A great and enlightening exercise is to Ask why I am doing this and go to the bottom of it- ask โ€œWHYโ€ several times in a row (at least 5 times) until you reach the deepest why. After asking these questions constantly after some time I realized that one of the main reasons I was gaming was that I was looking for validation from woman and the man in the community. I realized I was in for the wrong reasons and I was not really enjoying the process. Even when I got laid, I was not enjoying it, I was elsewhere, thinking I was getting another lay count. When I started to question those things, I stopped looking for validation. Once you realize this and let go of it, your Game starts improving. You become less worried about the outcomes of the interaction and what other people will think. Women start feeling it that you are more present, and less needy. What happens is that you feel less the need to try to control the outcome and you are carefree of it. The more you release of the need to try to control everything the better are your results. Seems counter intuitive but it is what I experienced. Because you are not good enough you think you always must keep talking. Youโ€™re afraid she is going to go away. If you get rid of that fear, do what you feel like doing. Paradoxically that is what is going to get you laid more. You must start being aware of your thoughts and how you feel, then you must start thinking that you are good enough. This comes with time while taking action and getting better, your confidence will improve, and your beliefs will shift. When you believe that you are good enough and lose the need to try and control the outcomes is when you have more control and you EXPLODE your results. Hope it was helpful Peace ๐Ÿ˜˜
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๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 07
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