Train Pick up lines

The best Train pick up lines

It is a lesser known fact that I trained on Raftel for 100 years to master this talk no jutsu

Only to make you fall for me
👤︎ u/infinity540
📅︎ Feb 07
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Hey girl, are you a train?

Cause I wanna D-rail you
👤︎ u/SickDig_47
📅︎ Oct 02
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Damn girl are you a train?

cause I want to rail you
👤︎ u/allthagoodusernames
📅︎ Sep 15
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Girl, are you a train?

Cuz i would want to lay under you
👤︎ u/Lilium_carniolicum
📅︎ Jul 22
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Damn girl are you a train?

Because I’m always excited to see your caboose as you go bye
👤︎ u/King_Parvin_2023
📅︎ May 31
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Do you wanna play trains?

You could sit on my face while i ChooChoo
👤︎ u/Andeman1986
📅︎ Apr 23
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Roses are red, violets are blue

You’re not a train, but I still wanna rail you Gonna use this one and we’ll see how it goes Update: “That was a good one” :/
👤︎ u/Choohie_Thief
📅︎ Dec 18
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roses are red violets are blue

if you were a train i always ride you
👤︎ u/wolfsavioryt
📅︎ Dec 16
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are you a freight train

cause you hit different
👤︎ u/umhum29
📅︎ Mar 10
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Can you help me with a math problem? Two trains leave the same station at the same time...

One is traveling west at 85 mph, the other heading east at 75 mph. At that rate, how long will it take for you to give me your number?
👤︎ u/lolabugsabq
📅︎ Sep 25
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Do you want to come over to my house and play train?

You can sit on my face and I'll Chu Chu
👤︎ u/heheman16
📅︎ Oct 16
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Girl, are you a train

Because I choo choo choose you
👤︎ u/JCXRookie
📅︎ Jul 23
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Hey baby, are you a train?

Because I miss you quite a bit.
👤︎ u/Clingy_Starfish
📅︎ Jul 26
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Are you a train wreck?

Because I can't seem to take my eyes off you.
👤︎ u/TippyJGS
📅︎ Sep 23
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Hey girl, are you a train?

Cause I wanna rail your caboose ;)
👤︎ u/nickyobro
📅︎ Feb 17
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Hey do you work for the TSA?

Because I have several bombs in my bag and if you tell anyone or file a report I will kill you because I have a trained sniper on your head. So it’s best you keep quiet if you want to live. Oh and also, I must be working for the tsa because I have to stop you right there cuz you’re the bomb.
👤︎ u/Tapatioman19
📅︎ Apr 07
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Are those track marks?

Because I'd love to run a train on you
👤︎ u/BossHall
📅︎ Mar 11
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Need pick-up line for CJ

Bonus points if it involves a train
👤︎ u/AnIdioticDynosaur
📅︎ Jan 19
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Inspired by a gym conversation

So I was at the gym that I work at today talking with a couple guys I know. This smokin’ hot little blonde thing goes and uses a bench by us and we all notice her, obviously. One of the guys says to me “You better get over there and offer her some free personal training!” And I immediately replied with “Well I’m not a *certified* personal trainer. But hell, I’ve played Doctor a few times and I definitely ain’t got a PhD.”
👤︎ u/Woodyard801
📅︎ Mar 20
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Something cute or stupid for Abby Grace?

The girl I'm talking to is out of town for work training and is hungover. Give me something silly to brighten her day please :)
👤︎ u/_no_pants
📅︎ Jul 01
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