Alright Pick up lines

The best Alright pick up lines

You are like the stars at night

because you make everything seem alright
👤︎ u/PloxTheFurry
📅︎ Sep 01
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Things aren't so pretty

And things aren't so fine, but ill be alright, with you by my side
👤︎ u/Albino907
📅︎ Nov 23
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Alright here's another

Do you know what rhymes with cucumber? Girl:What? Can I get your phone number?
👤︎ u/Bryanqt
📅︎ Aug 13
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A long one about bunnies with a 0% success rate with a sample of 2.

Alright so this one is super long and super dumb but maybe it’ll get you a laugh or a restraining order. Here we go: Once upon a time there was a bunny who got lost from her home. She wandered and wandered for hours and then she came across a black bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home. To that, the black bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” So they fuck and then the black bunny, satisfied, points her towards the south. However, the poor bunny found herself lost again and continued to wander. But then she came across a white bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home and to that, the white bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” So they fuck and then the white bunny, satisfied, points her towards the east. But the poor bunny found herself lost yet again and continued to wander until she came across a brown bunny. She asked him if he could show her the way home and to that, the brown bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” The poor bunny is exhausted but she needs to get home so she obliged. They fuck and then the brown bunny, satisfied, points her towards the north. Finally, the bunny made her way home, but by the time she got back, she was pregnant and soon had babies. What color fur did her babies have? [person of interest throws out guesses as to what color the babies were and you tell them that all their answers are wrong.] When they give up and finally ask what color the babies are, hit em with: “sure I’ll tell you but you’ve gotta make me happy first”.
👤︎ u/rehab-detox
📅︎ Aug 03
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The girl with no name

I matched with a girl (not)named Arya. Me: You don't seem to have a name. But it's alright, you can scream mine tonight. Arya: I will poke you with the pointy end, if you throw a Game of Thrones pun at me again. Should I marry her? I am skeptical, I like my posts read, not my wedding. Update: Me: Well, that was my plan for you later. Arya: We are probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens.
👤︎ u/fakeidforreddit
📅︎ Apr 23
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Would you like to know a little fact about me?

I'm a diagnosed kleptomaniac. I was hoping if it was alright if I took your number before I steal your heart?
👤︎ u/MstrBoJangles
📅︎ Oct 14
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"Hey, could you help me with a math question?"

"Sure." "Alright. It's x+u=19. Now... I'm pretty sure x equals 9 because u sure are a 10."
👤︎ u/ClashOfClanee
📅︎ Nov 21
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