Christmas Pick up lines

The best Christmas pick up lines

I want the entire world for Christmas

So what time works for you?
👤︎ u/Abstract_Alicorn
📅︎ Dec 19
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Whenever I hear Christmas music I think of you...

Because you’re annoying af
👤︎ u/Deejaywho78
📅︎ Dec 11
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They say Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year,

But the entire year is wonderful when I'm with you.
👤︎ u/DefinitlyNotTheFBl
📅︎ Oct 13
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it may not feel like Christmas yet...

but it's always a wonderland when I'm talking to u
👤︎ u/idk_and_idc27
📅︎ Dec 15
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You know i've got a christmas sale going on.

Your clothes are 100% off at my place.
👤︎ u/RamenfromFuhNaff
📅︎ Dec 18
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Hey are you a Christmas gift?

Cause i wanna unwrap you and play with you in my room;)
👤︎ u/sandstormnz
📅︎ Dec 25
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If your left leg is Thanksgiving and right leg is Christmas,

Can I visit you between Holidays?
👤︎ u/Curious_Guarantee_51
📅︎ Dec 25
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Are you decorating for Christmas?

Because I’ve got a tree that you can top?
👤︎ u/GGingerton3
📅︎ Dec 15
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Not to call myself a Christmas miracle...

But did you expect to meet your future boyfriend on Christmas Eve? //merry Christmas ya filthy animals
👤︎ u/Engel-mann
📅︎ Dec 24
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The Christmas fire is hot

But you're way hotter
👤︎ u/Bitchy_Cherry
📅︎ Dec 25
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This Christmas I want to ask santa a gift

Can you tell me your name
👤︎ u/nirmaezio
📅︎ Dec 28
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I Asked Santa for a Special Someone for Christmas.

He said “I can’t give you what you already have, look at ur screen saver.”
👤︎ u/RimStk
📅︎ Dec 20
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Are you my Christmas present?

cuz I would love to unpack you. You could switch unpack to undress I guess
👤︎ u/SpritualExcersise
📅︎ Dec 21
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Hey girl, are you Christmas

Cuz I'd like to jingle your bells
👤︎ u/MarsGen2032
📅︎ Nov 03
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Christmas may not be coming for another month

But you could be cumming tonight Edit: But I could make you cum tonight
👤︎ u/Choohie_Thief
📅︎ Nov 25
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Hey, wanna pretend to be Christmas presents?

and get laid under the tree ;)
👤︎ u/idk_and_idc27
📅︎ Nov 05
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If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was easter

Would you let me spend some time between the holidays?
👤︎ u/Matmania
📅︎ Sep 21
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Damn Christmas Must Have Came Early!

Cause You Are Everything I Asked For
👤︎ u/LaFlame050906
📅︎ Nov 03
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Can I take a picture of you?

Because I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas
👤︎ u/typo-the-dog
📅︎ Feb 12
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I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas

But I guess you will have to do
👤︎ u/DAFUQDIS
📅︎ Sep 05
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Merry Christmas everyone except you

Marry me
👤︎ u/fadyabusitta
📅︎ Dec 22
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Hey Sweety (girl's name)

Don't worry if someone tries to kidnap you. Cause i asked you for Christmas.
👤︎ u/sunridersurya
📅︎ Dec 26
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Can I borrow your picture?

To show Santa what I want for Christmas
👤︎ u/khalidpro2
📅︎ Nov 29
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I was looking at the window of a store and

I saw something adorable to get you for Christmas, then I realized it was my reflection.
👤︎ u/Chance_Dragonfruit_6
📅︎ Dec 25
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Can I take a picture of you real quick?

I gotta show Santa what I want for Christmas
👤︎ u/Squibbtheboop
📅︎ Dec 05
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Damn girl, you look like a hippopotamus

Lucky for you i want a hippopotamus for Christmas
👤︎ u/Organic-Ad-389
📅︎ Dec 20
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hey girl can I have a pic of you?

cuz i want to show Santa what i want for Christmas
👤︎ u/Maxwell_220v
📅︎ Dec 03
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Why aren't u inside a gift box?

I wished you as my Christmas present
👤︎ u/smlov
📅︎ Dec 24
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Hey girl I think you just made my wish come true

Cause all I want is this Christmas is you
👤︎ u/Mavvourneen
📅︎ Dec 25
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Can I take a picture of you...

So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas this year?
👤︎ u/futraf97
📅︎ Dec 12
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Can I borrow your pics?

Cuz I‘d like to show Santa what I want for Christmas?
👤︎ u/lolinator53
📅︎ Dec 06
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Can I borrow your pics?

I'd like to show Santa what I want for Christmas.
👤︎ u/MakarovPsy4
📅︎ Nov 29
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If your left leg was Christmas and right easter?

Girl can I visit you between the holidays?
👤︎ u/dopedips
📅︎ Apr 08
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Merry Christmas to all the people except you my girl

Merry me.
👤︎ u/Saurabh8112
📅︎ Dec 25
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Can I borrow your Pics

Coz I wanna show santa what I want for this Christmas
👤︎ u/roottoor2
📅︎ Dec 03
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It's nearly Christmas...

So will you be my gift this year?
👤︎ u/K-wis
📅︎ Dec 06
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Hey Girl? Are you Christmas decoration?

Because I want to hang you on a tree (proud of this one)
👤︎ u/GDY_Benis
📅︎ Nov 11
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Are you an oven on Christmas dinner?

Because I want to put my cock inside you
👤︎ u/bigspocal
📅︎ Jul 29
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Hey girl, are you a Christmas tree?

Because I’m gonna take you down too early and regret doing it
👤︎ u/Doyle012
📅︎ Jan 04
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do you like christmas?

because you can jingle my bells
👤︎ u/Tbrouxk
📅︎ Jul 04
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There May only be 6 days left before Christmas

But You Are already on My wish list
👤︎ u/NicolaiMark123
📅︎ Dec 19
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Hey are u an early 2000's christmas movie, I saw when i was a child?

Bcs u make me feel warm and fuzzy inside in a way only my uncle could
👤︎ u/thesaltysaltzz
📅︎ Feb 09
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Are you my Christmas present?

Because I can't wait to rip off your packaging.
👤︎ u/Ixaruz
📅︎ Dec 01
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Are you a Christmas tree?

Because you're the only one fir me.
👤︎ u/K-wis
📅︎ Nov 30
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If your left leg is Christmas, and your right leg is New Year’s Eve.

I will come visit you between the holidays!
👤︎ u/NoBallsNoTriumph
📅︎ Dec 12
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Dang girl, you lookin' like a hippopotamus.

Lucky for you I want a hippopotamus for Christmas.
👤︎ u/TimPepJam2
📅︎ Sep 25
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Damn girl I know it's not Christmas but I have a present for you

It's chlamydia.
👤︎ u/tsxxxmma
📅︎ Jul 25
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Can I get a picture with you?

Cause I want to show Santa Claus what I want for Christmas this year
👤︎ u/sharique16
📅︎ Jul 03
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Hey girl, if you jingle my bells

I'll promise you a white Christmas
👤︎ u/savage420mememaster
📅︎ Dec 05
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Can you be a my Christmas present?

Because I want to open you up and stick something inside of you.
👤︎ u/superfsh
📅︎ Nov 27
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If a man in a red suit kidnappes you in the middle of the night don’t be alarmed.

Because I wished for you for Christmas
👤︎ u/Koalaninja05
📅︎ Dec 10
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If your left leg is Thanksgiving and Christmas is your right leg...

Can i visit you between the holidays?
👤︎ u/MuriloMafiaBoss
📅︎ Feb 21
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Girl you look like a hippopotamus.

Lucky for you, I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
👤︎ u/matthewesp
📅︎ Mar 22
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But what if I'm on my period?

If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come eat between the holidays?
👤︎ u/perplixed
📅︎ May 06
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I forgot my Christmas stockings.

Can I hang some fresh ones from you?
👤︎ u/superfsh
📅︎ Dec 26
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Hey can I have a picture of you?

I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.
👤︎ u/RyRyGuy104
📅︎ Jul 12
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Christmas pick up line

I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready Instead of sitting on santa’s lap you can sit on my face and receive everything you’ve ever wanted
👤︎ u/cwall1421
📅︎ Dec 23
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You look like a hippo.

Lucky for you, I wanna hippopotamus for Christmas.
👤︎ u/perfect_for_u
📅︎ Apr 24
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Christmas Pickup Lines!

Christmas is coming up y'all, whats the best Christmas pickup lines you've got?!
👤︎ u/Lachieim8
📅︎ Nov 10
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Hey girl, are you a sock?

Cuz I want you for Christmas.
👤︎ u/Indian9yearolds
📅︎ Dec 17
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I hope you stay nutritious,

This Christmas, and keep me in....YOUR WISHLIST!
👤︎ u/Diamoend
📅︎ Dec 24
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One I thought up for Christmas

Hey girl, what you doin? Girl: Nuthin, you? Oh, I was just ringin the bells on my Christmas tree, just wanted to check if you got your wings yet.
👤︎ u/Scone_Zone
📅︎ Dec 24
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If your left leg is christmas and your right leg thanksgiving...

Can i visit you between the holidays?
👤︎ u/CrazyrampageGuy
📅︎ Nov 04
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If you left leg was thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas would you....

let me come over and eat dinner in between the holidays
👤︎ u/TheGreatDane_
📅︎ Dec 01
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Is it Christmas Time Already?

Because you're getting me Fraser Firm
👤︎ u/topestkek
📅︎ Feb 04
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If your right leg is Christmas, and your left leg is Easter..

Could I come over for dinner between the holidays?
👤︎ u/smalldickfuckboy
📅︎ Aug 08
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Girl your legs are like presents on Christmas morning...

All I want to do is open em and play with what's inside. 🛀
👤︎ u/soapsuds43
📅︎ Dec 12
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Hey! Can you please send a picture of yourself?

Because I wanted to show Santa what I want for Christmas...
👤︎ u/SpotlessMindWitch
📅︎ Aug 09
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Can I take a picture of you?

It's so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas
👤︎ u/tomn456
📅︎ Nov 25
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Can I have you're photo?

.... So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas
👤︎ u/Reinhardass
📅︎ Nov 03
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Good xmas line to tell your partner

Hey, if a fat man comes through your window and puts you in his bag, don't worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas
👤︎ u/brycep98
📅︎ Dec 18
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Perfect for the holidays

I live in California where it never snows, but unfortunately this line may not work for other places that do have snow. "I know California never snows, but we can still have a white Christmas if you come over tonight." Was pretty proud of myself until I got slapped.
👤︎ u/captainameh
📅︎ Dec 13
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