Never Pick up lines

The best Never pick up lines

Hey girl i have never been in a car crash before

But I wouldn’t mind hitting at your rear end
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/crackit_boi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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You should never date a golfer

They're obsessed with their stroke they only wash their balls after 18 holes
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HUNTERBlDEN
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
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Hey girl, I have never been in a car crash before

But I wouldn’t mind hitting your rear end
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KingKush24
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06
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I’ve never been to India

But I’d like to get India pants
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrJack12345
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22
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I have never been a mechanic...

But I wouldn't mind changing your fluids
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30
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girl if you were mine, I would treat you like my homework..........I would slam you on the table and do you all night.

never actually had the ball's to try it on a girl but anyone want to try go ahead
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Expensive_Session_92
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04
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Do you realize that we never stop tasting our tongues?

Can i taste yours for a change?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bitchy_Cherry
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 29
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I’ve never had an oxytocin rush

Can you help me achieve one?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nopthepotatostarch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09
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Hey girl are you a fake scenario that will never happen but just hurt my own feelings

Because i can't stop thinking about you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Camuilo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04
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If I had a dollar for everytime I think of you.... I would have a dollar

Coz you never leave my mind.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Khukundi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08
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girl its a miracle that galileo never found

cos if he did he would say the earth revolves around you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/big-nicks-dick-muget
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20
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If you were to be a youtube ad

I'd never skip you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Not__dumb
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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You know what I would never do to you

Never gonna give you up (You know the rest)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Furystar1703
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 22
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Do you know why fucking me would be just like the Holocaust?

It's gonna be terrible and you're gonna tell everyone it never happened. EDIT: To be clear, this line works much better on a woman who denies the Holocaust.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BackAlleySurgeon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19
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Are you Rick Astley's hit song Never Gonna Give You Up?

Because you never letting me down
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheYeetTrain
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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Anyone who says Disney land is the happiest place on earth…

Has never been in between your arms
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29
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Girl, you must must be 1 million dollars

Cuz I'm sure I'll never have that
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MegaMig27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26
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I'd never ask you to netflix and chill

I'm more of an IMAX and climax kind of guy.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/F90
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17
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Youll never guess what im wearing...

The smile you gave meπŸ˜‰πŸ˜
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 21
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Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth

has clearly never stood next to you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CDoge69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12
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Girl Are you a fan of daft punk?

Cause there might be something about us. (I just came up with it. I don't know if it's Been posted before, ive never heard it tho)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HollowfiedNazgul
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28
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You know I never knew euphoria, but I think I just met her.

Inspired by β€œC’est la vie” weathers
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/blazedarkswrod
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 27
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are you a mechanical pencil?

cuz i’ll never have a dull moment with you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bullshitchicken
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08
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Girl, I think you’re REDDIT

Cause I have never been ignored this way ever!πŸ₯Ί
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pogba-akshay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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Google maps has been telling me I’ve been going the right way all my life

but that can’t be true because it never led me to you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Armando_Munoz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26
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You make me feel like Rick Astley

I never wanna give you up
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/charly-snarly
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27
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If I had a penny for every time I thought of you,

I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anonymous0876
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01
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Baby call me a lantern man

Because when u will put my bulb in your mouth, you’ll never get it out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sinkingInYourDreams
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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Do you know we never stop tasting our own tongues?

Other person: yea, so? How about i taste yours for a change?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sid_bb
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 23
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Are you an anti vax kid

Cause you are never getting old just like the kid
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/frisguy1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04
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If you were a beer pong cup I would never win a game again

Cause I would always miss you ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ElUranus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10
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Remind me to never play hide and seek with you

Because a person like you is impossible to find
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WarrenGomz77
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08
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If I had a nickel for every time I thought of you...

I’d have a nickel, because I’ve never stopped
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Piece-Of-Ham
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11
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Life is like the word 'color'

It's better with u in it (Sorry if its bad) Edit: I just wanted to say thanks to everyone. I never post, let alone get 1k upvotes for a post, so thanks! Also i got my first award! :D
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Brahmatron96
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 10
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Dreams are known to never come true

But I saw reality was beautiful when I saw you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SvG112003
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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If you were a tear drop,

*I would never cry in fear of losing you.*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anonymous0876
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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If you were a tear in my eye

I would never cry, for fear of losing you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FunkDoctaSteve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10
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Never had the courage to ask you out on Valentine's...

So, Will you be my quarantine partner for Corona time? - Day 78
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24
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Looks like you dropped something

Never mind it’s just my shitty pickup line
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WolfBlaster133
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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If I get a flower every time I think of you, I’d only have one flower

Because you never left my mind
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TawanMomo2001
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15
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Are you this subreddit?

Cause I never get your attention. πŸ˜ͺ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Samir0927
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 08
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LEGO Are you a 1x2 fast cause I wanna stock to you and never come off

All those LEGO fans
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/myst_caustic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19
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Call me country roads , cause Imma take you home

Idk why I've never seen this one before.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/noofence
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17
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I owe you a debt I can never repay

You saved me from dying believing angels only came to earth at Christmastime.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Y2KoNo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 29
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Anyone who says Disney land is the happiest place on earth...

Has never been in between your arms.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26
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Hey are you a corner and I'm a dvd logo?

Cause I'm probably never gonna hit you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/idrisitogs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23
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If I got a penny Everytime I think of you

I would have one penny cause you never leave my mind
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Codz2112
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29
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Are you the swipe card task?

Coz I never seem to get you right
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fredeter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25
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I never remember what i dreamed of the night before

But now that i see you, i know what ive been dreaming of all this time
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SearchingForALaugh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 20
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I want our love to be like Pi

*Irrational and never ending*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anonymous0876
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04
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Golf based pun for a girl called caddie?!

I never get pun appropriate names and am dying to use one!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HypnoBats
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 24
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This one will get you a girlfriend

If I had a pennie for everytime you enter my mind I'd have one pennie. because you never leave
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NorthenS
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 19
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I think we would make a good couple

we are like queen Elizabeth's life left never ending
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/easportshelp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21
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Hey you remind me of this cute girl I’ve never met

What’s your name?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/eyeCmoney
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 08
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Girl, if I were to rate you

I'd never use a Richter scale
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/upvotesdontgivecoins
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 30
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Girl, are you reddit karma

Cause I can never get enough of you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Introvert_human_Will
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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The whole world might be getting sick,

But I'll never get sick of looking at you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EkkoIsEz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04
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Are you a bowl of aΓ§aΓ­ (or any food y’all haven’t tried yet)?

Because I... 1. Never had you before 2. Be willing to try you 3. Bet you taste delicious
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Disabled_Doggo27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27
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Are you a competent government?

Because I've never seen anything like you before
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/arj_gill
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12
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Hey girl, do you love the moon?

Her: yes Me: never imagined you being this narcissistic.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/2T4J
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 06
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I don’t wanna be a narcissist, but I must be a 9/10

because you’re the one (1) I need :) Edit: personally never heard this one but if it seems like a repost (I wouldn’t be surprised cause it sounds like something that would be common) sorry in advance Edit 2, a better version based on a comment: Girl, ur a 9/10 bc I’m the 1 u need :)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AlterideIX
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05
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Hey girl, are you Tajikistan

Cause i never heard of you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sunnatjon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 06
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If you were a basketball, I would never shoot you. Why?

Because I'll always miss youuuuuu!!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ohleezah
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13
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Hey are you immortal?

Cause I think your cuteness will never die.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Killadoe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28
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What has a (number)-inch blade and never loses reception?

How about we head over to the bedroom and you can find out.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheShyGuyGuy
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 06
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Oh, are you a desk...

Because I want to write all over you like a 4th grader and then get in trouble for it and then get you cleaned so I never have to see you again!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JimmySeit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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If you were to date me, I’d stop being an African predatory land animal with top speeds of 93km/h with non retractable claws and the inability to roar...

Because I would never be a cheetah with you ☺️
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PlatoicKnight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30
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