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Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

You're fuckin hot
👤︎ u/MickeyMoose555
📅︎ May 30
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*walks up to girl with phone out to “compare” with girl*

*looks at girl* *looks at phone* *looks at girl* *looks at phone* *swipe up* *** this only makes sense if you’ve used tinder lololol
👤︎ u/mrikbob
📅︎ Jul 21
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Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Because you are just too f**king hot
👤︎ u/ShakespearOnIce
📅︎ Dec 11
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Icebergs be melting fast

But it's nothing compared to how u make my heart melt
👤︎ u/Bitchy_Cherry
📅︎ Jun 29
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The sweetest pick up line you can do to your bf/gf

Tell someone to measure one side of their ear. Measure your ear too, then compare. The moment she realizes that you both formed a heart shape, she'll surely laugh. Ladies can also do this. Comment the result here. :)
👤︎ u/jeromeladan
📅︎ Apr 17
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I think I got some sun today

Wanna compare tan lines later tonight? 😉 disclaimer: Accidentally posted this on my Snapchat wall instead of sending it to my wife to flirt with her - results were interesting. See my tifu post.
👤︎ u/ItsMrZombie
📅︎ May 27
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Pick up lines for brown eyes?

I didn't want to have to post this, but I've done a decent bit of searching andcouldn't find any. I guess there aren't many brown things people would want to be compared to.
👤︎ u/Psychaotic20
📅︎ Sep 27
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