Burger Pick up lines

The best Burger pick up lines

Are your legs made of an Arby's burger

Because I want to eat the juicy meat flaps in the middle
👤︎ u/chnaxX
📅︎ Oct 27
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Hey girl, are you Burger King?

Cuz I won’t stop coming.
👤︎ u/tusharsayshue
📅︎ Oct 26
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Are you that new burger restuarant that just opened down the street?

Cuz I’d like to try your special sauce
👤︎ u/okbuthowthefrick
📅︎ Oct 19
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Just call me Burger King

Because my pants are the home of a whopper
👤︎ u/Sorenta
📅︎ Oct 03
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Hey girl, are you a burger?

Because I wanna put my meat in your buns
👤︎ u/xXn00bslayerXx420
📅︎ May 19
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You'll be McDonald's and I'll be Burger King

I'll do it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
👤︎ u/aristot_e
📅︎ Aug 15
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Did you just fall out of my burger?

Cuz you are one hell-a-peno!
👤︎ u/safwanadnan19
📅︎ Aug 02
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I wish I was Burger King cuz then I’d have an excuse to make you my queen

Note: Idk why I put the Burger King instead of King maybe it just sounds more realistic and plus it can be used to extend the pickup line
👤︎ u/BrokenLlama68
📅︎ Feb 03
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Hey girl r u burger king

Because with me you can have it your way
👤︎ u/jalisco220
📅︎ Feb 05
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You’re like a gherkin on a burger

I just wanna take you out
👤︎ u/Bigjwooood
📅︎ Sep 18
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It's not a shitty one liner... It's a shitty 12 liner

So I was chilling one night right, really hungry. Didn't feel like leaving the house so I called my friend and was like "hey can you grab me some 5 guys?" He was like "word" and went over to buy some. About 2 hours later he finally gets back, and I'm like about to about to fucking starve to death. As I'm shoveling this burger into my mouth I was kind of curious so I asked him "hey so what happened? Was traffic really that bad or what?" And he was like "nah.. It was just a really long pickup line"
👤︎ u/_ieya_
📅︎ Jun 20
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Your ass is like a burger patty

Thick, Tender and Juicy
👤︎ u/Someone55428
📅︎ Jul 08
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I wish i were a burger

So I could get in between those buns.
👤︎ u/scratchy_mcballsy
📅︎ Sep 10
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Let’s get food later.

I feel like Burger King, you can have McDonald’s. I’m gonna have it my way and you’ll be *bah du bah ba bah* Lovin’ It.
👤︎ u/Thatsoccerdrummer
📅︎ Jun 15
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Multiple Pickup lines

1. We're Going to be like Burger King and McDonalds, I'll be having it my way, and you'll be loving it. 2. Did you just smile, or did the sun come up. 3. Do you believe at love at first sight, or should I walk in again (If you mess it up just go vvvvv) 3.5 I'm sorry, you're so pretty you make me nervous..... Yeah, I'm a lonely person....
👤︎ u/RagMan4291
📅︎ Oct 01
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