Complain Pick up lines

The best Complain pick up lines

I need to raise a complain to google

They don't have you listed as the best place to eat out this week.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/kallia16
šŸ“…ļøŽ Feb 10
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Iā€™m complaining to google maps about you..

For not being labeled as the best place to eat out
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Evan_Johnson01
šŸ“…ļøŽ Sep 11
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Im gonna complain spotify

That you aren't listed in the hottest singles of this week
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/fmlolika
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 16
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You seem to be complaining about your periods alot

Want me to relieve you from it for next 9 months?
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/sikenigga123
šŸ“…ļøŽ Mar 06
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Gurrrl, is you a Sisyphean task? Because I would

easily believe you always complain you're never finished.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/motogucci
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jun 05
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Are you a heavy object?

Because I will Pick you Up Bang you to the floor and then complain about my back
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Jaku2201
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jun 02
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Are you a blender? Because I want to put a baby in you.

I'm not so great with metaphors, I'm happy I met a ten instead. Are you petrification? because you make my wood rock hard. My name is America, and you must be the White House, because I wanna put a dick in you and then complain about it to my friends. Are you Naruto? Because I want Shipudden out for me. Are you Light Yagami? Because Misa in love with you. Do you like anime? Because you anime belong together.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/KuntaStillSingle
šŸ“…ļøŽ Aug 12
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Top 3 Ways to Leverage Sexual Attraction Building In Daygame

Too many people focus on attraction building and not sexual attraction building. Then they complain about flakes. You're a man, she's a woman, communicate your intention directly and if she doesn't reciprocate then just move on to the next one who does.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/thedaygame
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 25
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