Completely Pick up lines

The best Completely pick up lines

Hey girl, did it hurt when you fell form heaven?

Because your face is COMPLETELY messed up
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ImplodingElephant
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17
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Hey baby, are you today’s date

Because I always forget about you and you’re completely irrelevant to my life right now
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/c_h_a_mp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11
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Hey are you my appendix?

Cuz I’m not completely sure how you work but I have this weird feeling in my gut that makes me wanna take you out.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/officiallongboi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 29
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angsty/depressing pickup lines anyone?

i'm looking for angsty and depressing pickup lines, so if ya have any, i would appreciate it if you commented them below! so far i have: I'll be your chocolate bunny, delicious on the outside and completely empty on the inside Are you a shower? Cause i could see myself slipping into you and then crying uncontrollably
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/platinumblues
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17
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Damn, girl, are you The Walking Dead?

Because I'd like to see you three or four times and then completely lose interest.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Daniel_A_Johnson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08
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I'll be your chocolate bunny...

Delicious on the outside and completely empty on the inside
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/platinumblues
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18
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