The 67 Best Boy Pickuplines - Pickuplines For All

boy, is your hand a noose?

because i want it on my neck.

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👤︎ u/bueduelord

📅︎ Feb 02

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(For girls to use on boys)

Hey you're looking sad today wanna hug Edit:I just woke up to so many notifications. Im still going through them

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👤︎ u/Palpatine-66

📅︎ Nov 12

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Oi boy, Call me a mosquito

Cause I’m dying to suck you off ;)

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👤︎ u/chavicj

📅︎ Feb 08

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Hey boy call me a mosquito

Cause I want u to spank me.

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👤︎ u/chavicj

📅︎ Feb 08

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(To use on boys) Are u a pencil?

Coz u should definitely let me sharpen ya ;)

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👤︎ u/chavicj

📅︎ Dec 08

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Hey boy are u a comedian?

Cause I’d love to see u stand up sometime ;)

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👤︎ u/chavicj

📅︎ Dec 31

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Hey boy, do you work both as an actor and a priest?

Cuz i want your Hollywood (Im not into guys but it just came to my mind and i couldn't stop myself from posting it)

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👤︎ u/Leo_V82

📅︎ Feb 10

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Are you into bad boys?

Because I’m bad at everything

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👤︎ u/cranked_up

📅︎ Dec 13

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Hey boy, are you working in a ranch?

Cuz thats how you pick up chicks.

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👤︎ u/SlyDreamersNightmare

📅︎ Nov 24

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Hey boy, are you gingerbread?

Cause I sure have a sweet tooth for you~

👍︎ 5

👤︎ u/sour-peppermints

📅︎ Dec 24

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Hey boy, wanna be friends?

Cause I‘d love you to be my boyfriend <3

👍︎ 11

👤︎ u/sour-peppermints

📅︎ Nov 20

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I heard you're into bad boys,

Not a pick up line but I used the right "your" which means you have to date me now

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👤︎ u/kahootmaster1

📅︎ Dec 14

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Hey boy, are you bleach?

Cus I want you to destroy my insides..

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👤︎ u/Maddie_Goldz

📅︎ Jul 04

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oh you like bad boy huh ?

cos' i'm bad at everything

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👤︎ u/not_alyelloy10

📅︎ Dec 01

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Hey boy, is your first name Hugh ?

Because I don't give a Jack about your appearence, a Man's personality matters the most✨

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👤︎ u/PulkinCB

📅︎ Dec 01

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(This is for girls to use on boys)

Dang guy are you a balloon because i want to blow you

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👤︎ u/Palpatine-66

📅︎ Oct 21

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Hey boy, are you a grandfather's clock?

Cuz I'd love to take your pendulum around for a swing!

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👤︎ u/Forsaken_Argument

📅︎ Oct 29

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If you’re one of the boys I guess I’m homosexual

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👤︎ u/Jackson33USMC

📅︎ May 13

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Damn boy/girl, are you a banana?

Because I wanna peel off your skin and eat you.

👍︎ 10

👤︎ u/Clumsy24

📅︎ Sep 14

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Hey girl/boy are you a Goldfish cracker

Cause you’re a snack that smiles back

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👤︎ u/Cattycatgirl

📅︎ Oct 02

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Hey boy are you my birthday candle?

Because I wanna blow you

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👤︎ u/YOU_TUBE_PERSON

📅︎ Oct 08

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Boy, are you Elon Musk?

Coz I want your rocket to explore my space

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👤︎ u/lifereviews

📅︎ Jul 07

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Hey girl, what did the guy who served you chats say after seeing you?

Maam here is your vada pa-aawww. *make some noise for the desi boys* (If you think it is lame, think about yourself you smiled after reading this lol)

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👤︎ u/throwaway2828shd

📅︎ Feb 20

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How I get boys to talk to me at bars

Junior Year of College when I first started going to bars on Thursday nights, I was getting into the Juul. I didn’t have my own but when ever I was at a bar and some guy had a juul I’d ask them if I could hit it. They’d let me, I’d smoke it for a minute. Then give it back. After that, they would always try to talk to me. So eventually I used the “can I hit your juul” to start convos with guys at shitty college bars. No longer gonna be my pick up line with Covid tho. And I quit juul too haha.

👍︎ 6

👤︎ u/lizbradley33

📅︎ Aug 15

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I like my foods just like how I like boys

Steaming hot. And I'll give it a quick blow before putting it inside me

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👤︎ u/Bored_User_Is_Here

📅︎ Sep 14

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Hey boy, are you bamboo grass?

Cause due to your fast growth your used to torture people by growing through they're stomach slowly killing them over the course of a few days.

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👤︎ u/MothThatLuvsLamps

📅︎ Sep 16

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Hey boy, are you a horse?

Because I just want to ride you.

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👤︎ u/MO_DOK

📅︎ Aug 31

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Boy are you Pewdiepie?

Cause you have a big pp

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👤︎ u/zlogonjepissa

📅︎ Aug 15

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Are you looking for a naughty boy?

Because I only wash my hands for 19 seconds.

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👤︎ u/madmonkreborn

📅︎ Aug 04

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For the clumsy boys and girls! :D

Are you stairs? Cuz i just fell for you.

👍︎ 14

👤︎ u/Distubed_Duck

📅︎ Aug 08

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Boy/Girl are you the Hiroshima bomb?

Because you light up the lives of everyone around you.

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👤︎ u/enslavvedopinnon

📅︎ Jun 27

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I dmed a girl and she took an entire day to reply

Instead of letting my ego get in the way, I simply replied with “Mans so good at sliding into dms it left her speechless for a day” Trust me guys, it worked. Edit: Nvm guys she stopped texting again, ya boy failed :(

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👤︎ u/widowmaker69420

📅︎ Jun 14

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Hey boy are you a boomer meme?

Because I wouldn’t share you with anyone :)

👍︎ 10

👤︎ u/XSlayerZX

📅︎ May 20

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Hey boy, is your name Hershey’s?

Because I want to put your bar and nuts into my mouth

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👤︎ u/LordAlgor7

📅︎ May 13

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Girl/Boy is you might not be Scooby...

... but I sure wanna Doo you.

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👤︎ u/howoldareyouagain

📅︎ Feb 06

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boy, are you a motorbike?

cause i'd love to ride you tonight.

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👤︎ u/bueduelord

📅︎ Oct 13

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I heard you like bad boys,

Well I’m bad at everything

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👤︎ u/dummythicc_john_wick

📅︎ Feb 25

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Hey girl/boy? Are you ice age baby?

Cuz I wanna pound you all night long.

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👤︎ u/YaBoiLid

📅︎ Feb 24

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Have you seen toy boy series?

Cuz I’m looking to see our boy 😎

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👤︎ u/tasgh

📅︎ Apr 04

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I like my boys like I like Saddam Hussein

Hung

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👤︎ u/blasphememer

📅︎ Mar 19

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Hey boy, are you a rug?

Cause I want to rub you whenever I get wet..

👍︎ 11

👤︎ u/ashutoshsoni16

📅︎ Jan 21

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Hey! Are you aloe vera, boy?

Coz you are being used by all the girls. Ps: ain't no good pickup line.

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👤︎ u/dreamertheysay

📅︎ Feb 02

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Hey boy, are you a classical composer?

Cause you can Haydn me

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👤︎ u/heygayhey

📅︎ Jan 29

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Hey boy are u the Australian bushfires?

Cause u make my loins burn..🔥

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👤︎ u/Shreya001

📅︎ Dec 29

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Hey boy are you a vaccuum cleaner?

Because you suck a lot.

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👤︎ u/yesthatisfalse

📅︎ Oct 14

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Hey boy, are you a cop?

Because you're fucking killing me.

👍︎ 6

👤︎ u/farahrushdy

📅︎ Dec 11

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Boy, are you a boomerang?

Cuz you keep coming back!

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👤︎ u/MrP4nc4k35

📅︎ Nov 15

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Hey boy, we should change a few rules of English.

We should make it so the letter D is silent when it comes after the letter M. That way you could put a D in me and nobody would ever know.

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👤︎ u/LansyBot

📅︎ Jan 03

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Boy, are you a fountain?

Because everytime I'm with you, I'm wet.

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👤︎ u/Pinkalicious100

📅︎ Jun 16

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I like my boys how I like Jesus

I’m atheist. Hey, girl 😏

👍︎ 20

👤︎ u/callmezenpie

📅︎ Mar 19

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Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you 😉

Believe me boys, this works.

👍︎ 27

👤︎ u/GuptaAyush19

📅︎ Aug 14

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I heard you like video games...

Can I be your Game-Boy?

👍︎ 12

👤︎ u/suyashve

📅︎ Jun 21

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Boy are you a wizard?

Because I want to see your wand Idk if repost

👍︎ 11

👤︎ u/chemistrybarbieq

📅︎ Apr 09

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hey girl, are you target

because me and the boys want to smash the fuck outta you

👍︎ 13

👤︎ u/12cheese21

📅︎ Jun 03

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Does your father work at KFC?

Cause boy that ass, it's finger lickin' good!

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👤︎ u/safwanadnan19

📅︎ May 16

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Literally the 2 best pickup lines ever

Ok boys, these are not my own invention, but rather from a Key and Peele sketch. However, I have field tested them in real life, and I do have a 100% success rate with them or variations of them. “Looking at you is like looking at a mountain creek after a spring thaw, simply refreshing!” AND “You ladies are smoldering, just like the sun! And just as bright too, in those dresses!” Change them up a little. For example: “You are smoldering, just like the sun! And just bright too, with that smile.” If you really want to, you can add in a little “What is your secret?” After initial delivery Good luck boys!

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👤︎ u/Rin_de_TongNou

📅︎ May 21

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You look like you're on the sex offenders registry

Don't worry, I'm into bad boys

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👤︎ u/ThisNameIsNotCeative

📅︎ Oct 13

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Boy: do you know the "Kiki Challenge"?

if the girl said yes... Girl: yes! Boy: how about the lyrics after the "Kiki..."? Girl: do you love me? Boy: yes! i love you girl! (with matching hug) else... Girl: sorry, but i don't know that. Boy: get out of my face. 😂😂😂

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👤︎ u/policarpiomenopolo

📅︎ Feb 22

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Boy: don’t I know you from somewhere?

Girl : no? Boy:yea , I could have sworn we just met. Hi I’m jokemachinegun.

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👤︎ u/jokemachinegun

📅︎ Feb 06

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Hey are you the coronavirus?

Cause we're all gonna get you. (That’s how it work boys)

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👤︎ u/imRoux

📅︎ Mar 25

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Hey do you like bad boys?

Cause after I wash my hands, I use five paper towels to dry them off even though I only need two.

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👤︎ u/Deengoh

📅︎ Feb 17

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Are you a wine or whisky person?

Girl: I like vodka and gin. but gin is my favorite Boy: Girl you can't ima**GIN**e what I'll do to you tonight.

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👤︎ u/rblorov

📅︎ Mar 08

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This only applies in Europe unfortunately

"Dang boy, are you the South Park movie? Cuz I like 'em bigger, longer, and uncut"

👍︎ 7

👤︎ u/qwopcircles

📅︎ Oct 04

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To a girl: The fact that girls meet you everyday and are still straight is conclusive evidence that sexuality isn’t a choice.

(Can also be used as an insult to a boy)

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👤︎ u/TheRealRoybot

📅︎ Dec 14

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Girl, are you the first two atomic bombs?

Because you turned my Little Boy into a Fatman

👍︎ 162

👤︎ u/reallyspicy422

📅︎ May 20

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Probably the cheesiest one you've ever read...

Boy: I'm a superhero... Guess my name?? Girl: Ironman? Spiderman?? Boy: |*smiles*| Yourman!

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👤︎ u/McKing_07

📅︎ Oct 19

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Are you my best friend?

Because I really like you a lot and I don't know how to tell you and Everytime I try to flirt with you you just brush it off laugh and tell me I'm so stupid when all I wanna do is cradle you in my arms as we travel to different places and eventually settle down and build a family together cause I wanna show you off to my family and you keep talking to all these boys that mistreat you

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👤︎ u/yourfellowbrokeboi

📅︎ Aug 22

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boy, is your hand a noose?

(For girls to use on boys)

Oi boy, Call me a mosquito

Hey boy call me a mosquito

(To use on boys) Are u a pencil?

Hey boy are u a comedian?

Hey boy, do you work both as an actor and a priest?

Are you into bad boys?

Hey boy, are you working in a ranch?

Hey boy, are you gingerbread?

Hey boy, wanna be friends?

I heard you're into bad boys,

Hey boy, are you bleach?

oh you like bad boy huh ?

Hey boy, is your first name Hugh ?

(This is for girls to use on boys)

Hey boy, are you a grandfather's clock?

If you’re one of the boys I guess I’m homosexual

Damn boy/girl, are you a banana?

Hey girl/boy are you a Goldfish cracker

Hey boy are you my birthday candle?

Boy, are you Elon Musk?

Hey girl, what did the guy who served you chats say after seeing you?

How I get boys to talk to me at bars

I like my foods just like how I like boys

Hey boy, are you bamboo grass?

Hey boy, are you a horse?

Boy are you Pewdiepie?

Are you looking for a naughty boy?

For the clumsy boys and girls! :D

Boy/Girl are you the Hiroshima bomb?

I dmed a girl and she took an entire day to reply

Hey boy are you a boomer meme?

Hey boy, is your name Hershey’s?

Girl/Boy is you might not be Scooby...

boy, are you a motorbike?

I heard you like bad boys,

Hey girl/boy? Are you ice age baby?

Have you seen toy boy series?

I like my boys like I like Saddam Hussein

Hey boy, are you a rug?

Hey! Are you aloe vera, boy?

Hey boy, are you a classical composer?

Hey boy are u the Australian bushfires?

Hey boy are you a vaccuum cleaner?

Hey boy, are you a cop?

Boy, are you a boomerang?

Hey boy, we should change a few rules of English.

Boy, are you a fountain?

I like my boys how I like Jesus

Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you 😉

I heard you like video games...

Boy are you a wizard?

hey girl, are you target

Does your father work at KFC?

Literally the 2 best pickup lines ever

You look like you're on the sex offenders registry

Boy: do you know the "Kiki Challenge"?

Boy: don’t I know you from somewhere?

Hey are you the coronavirus?

Hey do you like bad boys?

Are you a wine or whisky person?

This only applies in Europe unfortunately

To a girl: The fact that girls meet you everyday and are still straight is conclusive evidence that sexuality isn’t a choice.

Girl, are you the first two atomic bombs?

Probably the cheesiest one you've ever read...

Are you my best friend?

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