Law Pick up lines

The best Law pick up lines

Roses are red, Violets are blue

The Law of Diminishing Returns typically holds, But not in terms of time spent with you.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Feb 15
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Hey girl, are you an 1800s industrial revolution era factory, with poor labour laws?

Cause I wanna put some kids in you
👤︎ u/PlatoicKnight
📅︎ Jun 28
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If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.

The law of contrapositives says that we should have a baby ;) IDK if those were good, just something that my girl sent me.
👤︎ u/Pheww_
📅︎ Feb 01
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I'm really attracted to you, and according to Newton's law of gravitation, you're attracted to me too :)

[for nerds]
👤︎ u/torres_0322
📅︎ May 08
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Hey girl, are you traffic laws?

Cause I wanna violate you.
👤︎ u/Loxodon_Monk
📅︎ Sep 26
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Law school pickup lines

Ready, set, go ;
👤︎ u/commielel
📅︎ Oct 10
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Anything you say might and will be used against you in court of law, I'm arresting you

-For what? -For stolen my heart.
👤︎ u/HornyPizzaBoy
📅︎ Jan 06
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Hey girl are you an Islamic fundamentalist?

Cause if so why are you unveiled. Sharia Law states at a publicly indecent woman can be subject to eternal home arrest by her closest male relative if deemed necessary.
👤︎ u/starphaser12
📅︎ Apr 09
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Are you a Kugelblitz?

Because you're so hot you literally break the laws of physics.
👤︎ u/WizardTheNerd
📅︎ Sep 16
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Hey baby... I would rock your body so hard...

You would think my cock is enforcing Sharia law
👤︎ u/bolierchef92
📅︎ Jul 04
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