Cop Pick up lines

The best Cop pick up lines

Do you know if there are any cops around?

*Cause I’m about to steal your heart.*
👤︎ u/anonymous0876
📅︎ Dec 20
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Hey girl, you a cop car?

Because I want to smash you until you can't move.
👤︎ u/jeffreylynngoldblum
📅︎ Jun 08
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Damn girl, are you a cop?

Cuz I want you to shoot your shot.
👤︎ u/crykiwi
📅︎ Sep 03
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Daaamn girl, are you a cop?

Cause you just took my breath away
👤︎ u/notpfaffers
📅︎ Sep 19
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Are your thighs a cop?

Cuz I want them to choke me.
👤︎ u/theCraigmobile
📅︎ Jun 05
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Hey girl, are you a cop?

Because you are probably not here for me, but I will act nervous anyway.
👤︎ u/David_gld
📅︎ Dec 11
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Somebody call the cops!

It's illegal to look that hot
👤︎ u/safwanadnan19
📅︎ Jun 24
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Damn girl, u look like a Minnesota cop.

Breathtaking af
👤︎ u/CrackerLoc
📅︎ Jul 17
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I’ll speed in front of a cop

Because I don’t mind getting a fine like you
👤︎ u/Memedaddy_712
📅︎ Jan 24
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The cops are looking for my penis

Can I hide it inside you
👤︎ u/YouTube_iNova
📅︎ Jul 09
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Hey boy, are you a cop?

Because you're fucking killing me.
👤︎ u/farahrushdy
📅︎ Dec 11
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Hi im a cop that arrests the mentally deranged

My job is to bust a nut , and your under arrest.
👤︎ u/santino1987
📅︎ Feb 11
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Wanna play cop and yoga instructor?

Meet me in the alley and I'll put a load in your stomach.
👤︎ u/Orgrimarcus
📅︎ Jul 26
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Damn girl are you a cop?

Because I sweat everytime you're around
👤︎ u/KuwaJet
📅︎ Mar 30
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Just thought of this while watching a cop show...

"I hope your not a cop babe, cause I'm committing possession... of love for you." Sigh...
👤︎ u/SuperMajesticMan
📅︎ Sep 08
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