Weed Pick up lines

The best Weed pick up lines

Do you smoke marijuana?

Cus weed be cute together 🥺
👤︎ u/spasticdonkey52
📅︎ Jan 12
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I can’t tell if you’re Medusa, Hot, Or Gas Weed...

Because I’m stoned in ALL the right places.
👤︎ u/BabeyNHippey
📅︎ Jul 07
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Strippers get naked, weed gets me faded

get in that kitchen and cook me some bacon
👤︎ u/Neifion1
📅︎ Mar 29
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I like my pussy like I like my weed

Hairy and sticky
👤︎ u/Sadistic_Wizard
📅︎ Nov 22
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Any suggestions for weed related pickup lines?

For the sake of conversation let’s assume I’m of legal age in a country or state where recreational marijuana use is legal.
👤︎ u/AlanTheCow
📅︎ Nov 20
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Girl are you marijuana?

Coz I just wanna be weed you
👤︎ u/Fun_Honeydew_7620
📅︎ Oct 18
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Hey Girl, do you like doing drugs?

Because if so, weed go great together
👤︎ u/Mr_ChaChaRealSmooth
📅︎ Sep 27
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I wanna have a 3some with you.

Me, you a blunt (if she smokes weed)
👤︎ u/Ricosuaveeeee
📅︎ Jun 16
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Girl, do you smoke pot?

Cuz weed be cute together
👤︎ u/j0kerDK
📅︎ Nov 23
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Do you smoke pot? Because...

Weed look cute together.
👤︎ u/Shub_007
📅︎ Aug 08
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Hey girl, are you a stoner?

Cause weed be great together ;)
👤︎ u/nickyobro
📅︎ Jun 22
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