Ball Pick up lines

The best Ball pick up lines

For those with balls of steel

Would you rather sit on a dick an eat a cake or sit on a cake and eat a dick?...... Cool, give me your number and address and I'll be round soon with a cake.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GnireenignEesreveR69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07
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Are you a ball point pen?

Cause girl you lookin’ fine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PowerfulTour4204
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 20
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Are you a crystal ball?

Cuz I can't see my future without you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/korndogkopter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12
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Damn girl are you a wreaking ball?

Cause your really good at smashing.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nkd909
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11
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Magicians look into a crystal ball to see the future but when i look into your eyes i see a future with you.

πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vorticaldruid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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girl if you were mine, I would treat you like my homework..........I would slam you on the table and do you all night.

never actually had the ball's to try it on a girl but anyone want to try go ahead
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Expensive_Session_92
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04
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Are you a golf course?

Cause I wanna put my balls in your hole
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hefty_Orange
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26
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Are you a bowling ball ??

Bcs i want to take you with 3 fingers in
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Berny_5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30
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Hey girl are you bowling ball

Because you have 3 holes I want to stick my 3 fingers in
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LukeCole1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12
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You're not a bowling ball

But I'd still stick three fingers in you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ToKillaTwiinkie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19
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Are you a squash ball?

Cause I wanna smash you against the wall all night long
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nanofatty22
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17
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Wanna know the difference between a golf ball and your cervix? I can’t hit a golf ball for shit.

Or would it be better if I said Gspot. I’m wanna use this one. Probably on tinder first.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/magesticrhinoceros
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 26
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Are you a bowling ball?

Because I want to stick my fingers in you and then throw you in the gutter.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DropCliffasNotBombas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 26
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Hey girl, are you a soccer ball?

Cause I'm gonna kick your ass.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EggnogHaHaHa
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 30
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You should never date a golfer

They're obsessed with their stroke they only wash their balls after 18 holes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
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Girl, are you a bowling ball?

Because your looks are damn striking
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RiceCookersAreEpic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 06
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Roses are red, my balls are blue...

I'd say fuck the quarantine, but I'd rather fuck you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 25
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Are you the gym ceiling?

Cause I wanna get my balls stuck in you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Georgies-Boat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15
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Are you a slime ball?

Cause you make my piston sticky.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Theunknown386
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 05
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Tampons are red, My balls are blue

If you ain’t tryna give me top, I’m done with you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mhideyxo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17
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Apple starts with A, Ball starts with B

I thought happiness started with an H, but mine starts with U!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/safwanadnan19
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17
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Are you a bowling ball?

Because I want to stick 3 fingers inside you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Teun_engels
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 22
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Damn girl are you a meatball sandwich bc your balls are HUGE!

GIRLS LOVE THIS LINE! This shows them what kind of person you are, and commenting on her balls as a compliment will no doubt lighten her day as well as well as giving her an erection.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/readandyype
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11
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Roses are red, my balls are blue

Welcome to my quarantine bæ que
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/willhvarney
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09
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Are you a basketball player

Cuz you can get a hold of these balls
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mario1504
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30
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What does the New Years ball and your pants have in common?

They’re both dropping tonight 😏
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thedankasian
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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Are you going to the party?

Her: what party? You: the one where you reach up my leg and have a ball
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/allthagoodusernames
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10
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Are you a bowling ball

Because i wanna stick my fingers in all 3 holes
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lighght3000
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 07
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Want to go too a party?

Okay reach up my leg and have a ball
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/allthagoodusernames
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01
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Girl, are you a golf ball?

Cause I could drive you hard all day long :)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/McAce132
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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Are you a slime ball?

Because you make my piston sticky.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rollen734
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 19
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Roses are red, my balls are blue

I love beating my meat to you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/datboisamu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20
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Are you a bowling ball?

Because I want to put my fingers in your holes.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Theunknown386
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 12
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Hey girl, do you like nuts?

Cause I like to rest mine on the table (*place balls on table*)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AfricaToto93
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19
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Are you spaghetti 🍝?

Cuz I want you to meat my balls πŸ˜‚
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ImagineNate
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13
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Are you a slime ball?

Because you make my piston sticky πŸ₯΄
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/llliane
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 01
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Hey girl are you a football(soccer) ball?

Because I would go all around the world for you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/007leokart
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 04
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see that yellow ball on the sky?

it's almost as hot as you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AshDus7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18
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Hey girl are you a PokΓ©mon?

Cause I wanna beat the crap out of you then throw some balls in your face
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/le_meme_memes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 19
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Are you a PokΓ©mon trainer?

Cuz’ I got some great balls
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kingdragon2430
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
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Cricket fans will find it useful...

If Faf Du Plesis were to break the ice.... "Hey girl are you a cricket ball.. coz i'll love to catch you"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mango_Bongo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20
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Hey can I ask a rhetorical question?

If ud be born a fruit, what kind of fruit whould you be and why? /i/ idk a mango maybe, cuz Im really sweet on the inside/i/ Ok cool I like mangos /I/ what fruit would you be?/i/ I'd be a passion fruit. Do you know why? /I/ oh I know! Is it because ur really passionate on the inside?/i/ No it's because my balls are filled with a lot of seed!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rcharzz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04
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Hey babe. Are you incontinent?

Because I want you to shit and fucking piss on my balls fucker
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Senor-Chungus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24
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Rose's are Red..🌹 Tires are black.. ⚫

I think of you when I touch my ball sack. (Only recommended if you're cool with possibly getting a sexual harassment charge lmao)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FarquadsMayo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 20
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Are you a ball of dough?

Because I knead you;D thought of by my brilliant little sister
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/whaletoast
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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Had my future seen though a "Krystal" Ball today...

...and that future included you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SupportFeeder
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22
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Let me Electro your balls. (Pikachu) My pokeballs are all for you. Let me jiggle your puffs. (jiggly puff) Looking at you makes me bulb soar (bulbosoar). rest with me in a pokestop I can't be asked to do more I wanna munchlax that white runny pokefood. (You wanna jiggle that upvote? :)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Flabber_gastered
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17
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Do you like spaghetti?

Because you can meat my balls 8β€”>
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ericakate01
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 22
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Hypothetically if I was a baseball coach

Could I teach you to catch balls in with your hands
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cement_2003
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 07
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Are you a shiny legendary pokemon?

Because I want to show you what's inside these balls.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/brynjaminge
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07
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Girl, Do you like football?

Cause you would surely like to play with my balls.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/1i1know1you1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 07
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Hey are you the lottery girl on TV?

Cause I can see you holding my balls
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jojofan659
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 25
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Hey girl are you a dog?

Because I want to wake up to you licking my balls ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Byza_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02
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Are you a pool table?

cause' I'd love to get my balls inside your holes uwu
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CallmeIrrelavant
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30
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(New year themed) Is your face times square?

Because I want to drop my balls on it at midnight.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yesss69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 31
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Hey girl. Are you a pool table?

Because I want to thrust my balls into your holes.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Naomeme
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 18
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Hey girl, you must've played snooker before.

Cause you have my ball in hand. <_>
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ashutoshsoni16
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 05
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Any lines for Crystal?

No crystal ball ones please lolol XD
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bootybooty245
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19
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Hey cutie, are you spaghetti?

Because I'd love for you to meat my balls
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lycanthrope6950
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23
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Babe, are you Cameron Bancroft?

'Cause I want you tampering with my balls.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/123batman456
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 27
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