Ball Pick up lines

The best Ball pick up lines

For those with balls of steel

Would you rather sit on a dick an eat a cake or sit on a cake and eat a dick?...... Cool, give me your number and address and I'll be round soon with a cake.
👤︎ u/GnireenignEesreveR69
📅︎ Jan 07
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Are you a ball point pen?

Cause girl you lookin’ fine
👤︎ u/PowerfulTour4204
📅︎ Jan 20
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Are you a crystal ball?

Cuz I can't see my future without you
👤︎ u/korndogkopter
📅︎ Jan 12
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Damn girl are you a wreaking ball?

Cause your really good at smashing.
👤︎ u/Nkd909
📅︎ Jan 11
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Magicians look into a crystal ball to see the future but when i look into your eyes i see a future with you.

;)
👤︎ u/vorticaldruid
📅︎ Jan 15
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girl if you were mine, I would treat you like my homework..........I would slam you on the table and do you all night.

never actually had the ball's to try it on a girl but anyone want to try go ahead
👤︎ u/Expensive_Session_92
📅︎ Feb 04
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Are you a golf course?

Cause I wanna put my balls in your hole
👤︎ u/Hefty_Orange
📅︎ Jan 26
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Are you a bowling ball ??

Bcs i want to take you with 3 fingers in
👤︎ u/Berny_5
📅︎ Nov 30
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Hey girl are you bowling ball

Because you have 3 holes I want to stick my 3 fingers in
👤︎ u/LukeCole1
📅︎ Nov 12
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You're not a bowling ball

But I'd still stick three fingers in you.
👤︎ u/ToKillaTwiinkie
📅︎ Nov 19
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Are you a squash ball?

Cause I wanna smash you against the wall all night long
👤︎ u/nanofatty22
📅︎ Oct 17
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Wanna know the difference between a golf ball and your cervix? I can’t hit a golf ball for shit.

Or would it be better if I said Gspot. I’m wanna use this one. Probably on tinder first.
👤︎ u/magesticrhinoceros
📅︎ Jun 26
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Are you a bowling ball?

Because I want to stick my fingers in you and then throw you in the gutter.
👤︎ u/DropCliffasNotBombas
📅︎ Jun 26
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Hey girl, are you a soccer ball?

Cause I'm gonna kick your ass.
👤︎ u/EggnogHaHaHa
📅︎ May 30
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You should never date a golfer

They're obsessed with their stroke they only wash their balls after 18 holes
👤︎ u/HUNTERBlDEN
📅︎ Feb 16
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Girl, are you a bowling ball?

Because your looks are damn striking
👤︎ u/RiceCookersAreEpic
📅︎ Jun 06
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Roses are red, my balls are blue...

I'd say fuck the quarantine, but I'd rather fuck you
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jun 25
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Are you the gym ceiling?

Cause I wanna get my balls stuck in you.
👤︎ u/Georgies-Boat
📅︎ Feb 15
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Are you a slime ball?

Cause you make my piston sticky.
👤︎ u/Theunknown386
📅︎ Jun 05
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Tampons are red, My balls are blue

If you ain’t tryna give me top, I’m done with you
👤︎ u/Mhideyxo
📅︎ Jul 17
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Apple starts with A, Ball starts with B

I thought happiness started with an H, but mine starts with U!
👤︎ u/safwanadnan19
📅︎ Jul 17
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Are you a bowling ball?

Because I want to stick 3 fingers inside you
👤︎ u/Teun_engels
📅︎ May 22
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Damn girl are you a meatball sandwich bc your balls are HUGE!

GIRLS LOVE THIS LINE! This shows them what kind of person you are, and commenting on her balls as a compliment will no doubt lighten her day as well as well as giving her an erection.
👤︎ u/readandyype
📅︎ Feb 11
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Roses are red, my balls are blue

Welcome to my quarantine bæ que
👤︎ u/willhvarney
📅︎ May 09
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Are you a basketball player

Cuz you can get a hold of these balls
👤︎ u/Mario1504
📅︎ Dec 30
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What does the New Years ball and your pants have in common?

They’re both dropping tonight 😏
👤︎ u/thedankasian
📅︎ Jan 01
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Are you going to the party?

Her: what party? You: the one where you reach up my leg and have a ball
👤︎ u/allthagoodusernames
📅︎ Dec 10
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Are you a bowling ball

Because i wanna stick my fingers in all 3 holes
👤︎ u/Lighght3000
📅︎ Mar 07
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Want to go too a party?

Okay reach up my leg and have a ball
👤︎ u/allthagoodusernames
📅︎ Nov 01
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Girl, are you a golf ball?

Cause I could drive you hard all day long :)
👤︎ u/McAce132
📅︎ Sep 14
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Are you a slime ball?

Because you make my piston sticky.
👤︎ u/Rollen734
📅︎ Sep 19
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Roses are red, my balls are blue

I love beating my meat to you
👤︎ u/datboisamu
📅︎ Apr 20
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Are you a bowling ball?

Because I want to put my fingers in your holes.
👤︎ u/Theunknown386
📅︎ May 12
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Hey girl, do you like nuts?

Cause I like to rest mine on the table (*place balls on table*)
👤︎ u/AfricaToto93
📅︎ Oct 19
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Are you spaghetti 🍝?

Cuz I want you to meat my balls 😂
👤︎ u/ImagineNate
📅︎ Sep 13
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Are you a slime ball?

Because you make my piston sticky 🥴
👤︎ u/llliane
📅︎ Aug 01
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Hey girl are you a football(soccer) ball?

Because I would go all around the world for you.
👤︎ u/007leokart
📅︎ Oct 04
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see that yellow ball on the sky?

it's almost as hot as you
👤︎ u/AshDus7
📅︎ Aug 18
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Hey girl are you a Pokémon?

Cause I wanna beat the crap out of you then throw some balls in your face
👤︎ u/le_meme_memes
📅︎ Aug 19
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Are you a Pokémon trainer?

Cuz’ I got some great balls
👤︎ u/kingdragon2430
📅︎ Sep 18
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Cricket fans will find it useful...

If Faf Du Plesis were to break the ice.... "Hey girl are you a cricket ball.. coz i'll love to catch you"
👤︎ u/Mango_Bongo
📅︎ Sep 20
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Hey can I ask a rhetorical question?

If ud be born a fruit, what kind of fruit whould you be and why? /i/ idk a mango maybe, cuz Im really sweet on the inside/i/ Ok cool I like mangos /I/ what fruit would you be?/i/ I'd be a passion fruit. Do you know why? /I/ oh I know! Is it because ur really passionate on the inside?/i/ No it's because my balls are filled with a lot of seed!
👤︎ u/rcharzz
📅︎ Sep 04
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Hey babe. Are you incontinent?

Because I want you to shit and fucking piss on my balls fucker
👤︎ u/Senor-Chungus
📅︎ Aug 24
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Rose's are Red..🌹 Tires are black.. ⚫

I think of you when I touch my ball sack. (Only recommended if you're cool with possibly getting a sexual harassment charge lmao)
👤︎ u/FarquadsMayo
📅︎ Jan 20
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Are you a ball of dough?

Because I knead you;D thought of by my brilliant little sister
👤︎ u/whaletoast
📅︎ Jan 21
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Had my future seen though a "Krystal" Ball today...

...and that future included you
👤︎ u/SupportFeeder
📅︎ Jun 22
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POKEMON PICKUP LINES BECAUSE I WAS BORED (HOPE YOU LIKE THEM)

Let me Electro your balls. (Pikachu) My pokeballs are all for you. Let me jiggle your puffs. (jiggly puff) Looking at you makes me bulb soar (bulbosoar). rest with me in a pokestop I can't be asked to do more I wanna munchlax that white runny pokefood. (You wanna jiggle that upvote? :)
👤︎ u/Flabber_gastered
📅︎ Jan 17
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Do you like spaghetti?

Because you can meat my balls 8—>
👤︎ u/ericakate01
📅︎ Oct 22
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Hypothetically if I was a baseball coach

Could I teach you to catch balls in with your hands
👤︎ u/Cement_2003
📅︎ Mar 07
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Are you a shiny legendary pokemon?

Because I want to show you what's inside these balls.
👤︎ u/brynjaminge
📅︎ Nov 07
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Girl, Do you like football?

Cause you would surely like to play with my balls.
👤︎ u/1i1know1you1
📅︎ Mar 07
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Hey are you the lottery girl on TV?

Cause I can see you holding my balls
👤︎ u/jojofan659
📅︎ May 25
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Hey girl are you a dog?

Because I want to wake up to you licking my balls ;)
👤︎ u/Byza_
📅︎ Oct 02
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Are you a pool table?

cause' I'd love to get my balls inside your holes uwu
👤︎ u/CallmeIrrelavant
📅︎ Oct 30
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(New year themed) Is your face times square?

Because I want to drop my balls on it at midnight.
👤︎ u/yesss69
📅︎ Dec 31
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Hey girl. Are you a pool table?

Because I want to thrust my balls into your holes.
👤︎ u/Naomeme
📅︎ Jun 18
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Hey girl, you must've played snooker before.

Cause you have my ball in hand. <_>
👤︎ u/ashutoshsoni16
📅︎ Oct 05
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Any lines for Crystal?

No crystal ball ones please lolol XD
👤︎ u/bootybooty245
📅︎ Jan 19
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Hey cutie, are you spaghetti?

Because I'd love for you to meat my balls
👤︎ u/lycanthrope6950
📅︎ Jan 23
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Babe, are you Cameron Bancroft?

'Cause I want you tampering with my balls.
👤︎ u/123batman456
📅︎ Mar 27
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