Electron Pick up lines

The best Electron pick up lines

Do you have 11 electrons?

Then why you're sodium fine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/the_meth_guy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05
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Hey baby are you an electron-proton pair?

Because you're attractive ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NerdForPoetry
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 02
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Hey are you an electron?

Because i'm positive that we will get attracted to each other.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-Toppertje1-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16
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Hey girl are are you a charge?

'cause I could be the electron you ride.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yeet_fleet_sweet
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17
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Are you an atom absorbing energy?

Because I’m an electron in my excited state.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RhynoBytes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23
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Are you an 30 Inch Smart Slide-in Gas Range with 6 Sealed, Burners, Griddle, Double Ovens, Convection, Delay Bake, Self-Cleaning Mode, ADA Compliant, Electronic Ignition, Star K Certified, Convection Mode, Connects With Amazon Alexa, Connects with Google Assistant in Stainless Steel?

Because you’re really hot and smart
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/totally-not-bread
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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If people were electronic mail...

You would definitely be hotmail.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/evilmaker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18
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You are the Electrons to my Valance Shell

πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/joheinous
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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Hey babe are you a p type semiconductor

Cuz I'd like to fill your holes with electrons from my n type semiconductor
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Furystar1703
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28
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Are you an Electronic DJ...

because I want you to drop your bass in my face.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/norsh44
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01
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Tinder + Bioengineers

(if you know anymore good ones please let me know, this is the only thing getting me through classes) If i had to choose between DNA and RNA I'd choose RNA because it has U in it. I wish I were Adenine so I could be paired with U. If you were a single strand of DNA i'd follow polymerase so I could be your compliment. If you were a strand of DNA I'd be your transcription factor so I could help you unwind. You be GFP and I'll come at you at 395 nm and we'll see how excited we can get. You be graphite and I'll be an electron and move freely through your sheets. If you were a ligand, I'd be your receptir going through up regulation because my affinity for you is increasing. My transcription domains wants to work on your Leucine Zipper. We can be like hydrogen and bond between some Beta Sheets. Like RNA polymerase I've been waiting for you. I hope Rho protein is missing because I don't want this to terminate. Rho protein or not, I'll work like a TATA box to always get you going. Are you a sodium channel? because you get me excited.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mrdrproffpatrick
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09
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